Mari 💖

Obsessed with fictional characters | Twitter: @maristogner

[veryberrydreamer]

Here's how the Zoey 102 movie is gonna go. I would literally bet money on this.

Quinn and Logan are super rich and successful/possibly famous in some way. Because, I mean, his money? Her brains? They were bound to be! Anyway, because of this Logan proposes to Quinn publicly and they're expected to have this over the top wedding (complete with multiple events, statues that get destroyed by Zoey's "boyfriend" with that car, and headsets for some reason?).

So Quinn asks Zoey to be her maid of honor and Zoey accepts, but she's worried about all of the events because Chase will be there. To prepare for this, she hires an actor to play her boyfriend. Chase is also nervous, so he also hires someone to play his girlfriend. Because duh! If Zoey's nervous, then Chase must be crawling out of his skin!

Anyway, everyone from PCA gets together and has a good time. They remember old days and what not. Stacy and Mark are together for some reason. (Guess they hooked up at Prom after he hit her with Michael's car?) In doing all of this, Quinn starts to realize that she misses being this way. She wants to be more down to earth, less lavish. And of course she will wait until the day of her wedding to do anything about it!

This also gives Chase and Zoey plenty of time to exchange longing looks.

So we get to the wedding. It's ass. Quinn leaves, not because she doesn't love Logan, but because she doesn't like the theatrics. I don't think Zoey and Chase will decide to use the venue for themselves Mamma Mia style (maybe Mark and Stacy will bc fuck a marriage license ig?💀) since we see them talking at the beach after, but I do think this will give them more time to reflect and decide to get together. I also think this is when they will reveal that they both had the same fake partner plan.

After Quinn leaves, Logan decides to propose to her again but in a way that is much more toned down. Only close friends are there this time around. I believe there are two proposals because 1. Zoey found out about their engagement over the phone. How could she been there, standing behind Quinn, if there aren't two separate proposals? 2. Logan is holding a tie in his hand when he proposes. Throughout the entirety of the trailer, he wears a suit and tie (even at the bar. Bleh!). Taking the tie off to propose is symbolic. It's him trying to meet Quinn where she's at.

As you can see in the trailer, Quinn says yes. They actually get married, everyone dances, and they live happily ever after. THE END.

[veryberrydreamer]

To add to this theory: Quinn definitely invented those weird phones, and Zoey works on a reality tv show called "Electric Love."😁

[veryberrydreamer]

AND they're getting married at PCA while Logan wears a fucking muscle tee😭😭😭

[mariannastogner]

Unpopular opinion:

In Zoey 101 2x03 “Election,” Logan was actually being a great friend to Chase and a great campaign manager and Zoey was just jealous of the fact that she couldn’t come up with ideas as smart as Logan’s.

[mariannastogner]

HSMTMTS 3x03 SPOILERS

Alright let’s get on with it shall we?

First of all GINA IS ANNA AND KOURTNEY IS ELSA I SCREAMED.

Val is so evil for putting EJ as Sven knowing that he has to direct the show and has so much stress! Like Val, honey, you better watch your step…

Also why was Carlos trying to change the cast list barely addressed in this episode? It was written off in one line. Who did he switch around? I’M SO CONFUSED.

EJ PICKED FLOWERS FOR GINA HE’S LITERALLY SWEET WE ALL NEED DESERVE AN EJ.

Called it that Maddox and Jett were siblings, poor Maddox btw. Literally everyone is making fun of her and ruining her camp experience and I hate that for her.

Rina friendship back in place, you love to see it.

So Nini’s gone forever, right? Like that’s the last we’re seeing of her?

Also why are the writers trying to villainize Ashlyn this season? They’re writing her to be a stuck up, selfish person and I hate it. Maybe Maddox will be the way she grows??? Idk

What are your thoughts on this episode?

[mariannastogner]

HSMTMTS 3x02 SPOILERS

Another episode gone! Let’s talk about it!

Nervous!EJ was really refreshing and adorable for me to watch. He never usually gets nervous, the only thing I remember him being nervous for in the course of the show was Gina in s2, and it’s really sweet and endearing to see him come back.

Also I literally love Val. Oh my God she’s precious.

Kourtney and Ashlyn, you’re on THIN ICE IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT MY GIRL MADDOX.

NO BC POOR MADDOX! WHENEVER SHE SAID PEOPLE CALLED HER AN “ACQUIRED TASTE” AND THAT IT HURT HER FEELINGS I WAS READY TO PROTECT HER.

Rina friendship coming back, but what I’m focusing more on is Ricky and Jett because what is Tim Federle trying to do with them?! (The way Ricky looked at him during auditions?!?! HELLO IS QUEER!RICKY COMING?!)

Portwell absolutely served this episode AGAIN! We’re getting so much fluff with them, and Happy!Gina is my favorite Gina. Aside from the little bit on angst with Val (which Maddox said she and Ej played Kurt and Gretl Von Trapp and they were siblings, so very sibling bond), we’re getting so much good content. Here’s some more pics of Portwell being happy:

And that’s episode 2! What do you guys think of that cliffhanger? What are your thoughts on the episode?

[mariannastogner]

HSMTMTS 3x01 SPOILERS

Let’s discuss my thoughts on this episode shall we?

This episode was very fast paced in my opinion. Tim Federle really said “we only have 4 hours in total this season to make stuff happen, we can’t waste time.” We got introductions to most of the new characters, Ricky/Lily breakup, people settling into their bunks, and EJ being named the director all in the span of 30 minutes.

My least favorite part of this episode was Nini’s storyline. She doesn’t feel like Nini anymore to me, she feels like Olivia Rodrigo being Olivia Rodrigo. I MISS SEASON 1 NINI SO MUCH.

Also Miss Jenn going on a cruise with Ricky’s dad?? WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. MAZZARRA?

Portwell being happy really was the best part of this episode for me. I kid you not I teared up at one point watching them. They have come so far from season 1, I’m so glad they’re happy together (TIM DON’T RUIN THEM PLEASE).

Anyways here’s some pics of Portwell being happy just because:

Carlos and Kourtney are gonna be so funny this season I can’t wait!

I guess we’re gonna meet Val next episode, I was so sad that she wasn’t in this one.

Also BIG RED AND SEB WE MISS YOU!

What are your thoughts on episode 1?

[mariannastogner]

PORTWELLS DON’T FREAK OUT

I believe that Ricky is Hans and the twirl and dip with him and Gina is them rehearsing Love Is An Open Door!

Look closely to the right, that looks like Elsa’s bedroom door from Frozen!

Kristoff is NEVER inside the castle in the movie/Broadway show. But Hans IS. He and Anna walk around the castle while singing Love Is An Open Door. So, this scene in the trailer is definitely just a rehearsal scene.

So, if Ricky isn’t Kristoff, who do you guys think will play Kristoff? Do you guys think Jett will take over the role? Will an outsider come play Kristoff?

[mariannastogner]

Random question about Zeddison, please answer if you know.

🚨 ZOMBIES 3 SPOILERS BELOW 🚨

Was their goodbye scene the first time they said “I love you” to each other? Because I know when Addison was talking to A-spen about their crush on Zed, she said, “I…love Zed” and smiled in between that pause, so was that when she realized she truly loved him? Or am I completely missing an “I love you” from the 2nd movie?

[mariannastogner]

Can we just talk about how healthy of a relationship Zed and Addison have?

Notice how, in most DCOMS, the couples’ problems always involve the other person.

For instance, in Descendants 2, when Ben had a problem with Mal using magic/being who she was. Another example was in HSM 2, when Gabriella was upset at Troy for spending time with Sharpay/meeting college scouts and stuff. Another fan favorite couple, Jessica and Christopher from Starstruck, broke up because Christopher didn’t want to be seen with Jessica.

But notice how Zed and Addison’s problems never involve the other. In fact, they’re so SUPPORTIVE and UNDERSTANDING of each other and never blame the other for causing a problem, even if the problem was their fault.

Like in Zombies 3, when *SPOILER* Zed was doing his college interview and Addison kept shocking him, making him go full zombie and scaring the interviewer away. Zed never blamed Addison for it, even when Addison said she was sorry, he said “Don’t be.” He knows that she couldn’t control it and still loved and supported her, even when he could’ve lost his shot at going to college. *END SPOILER*

Even in Zombies 2, during their fight, the problem was never really about the other. Addison just wanted to find her home, and Zed was jealous that the werewolves were more accepted than the zombies were. Their frustrations just ended up clashing. But they still loved each other. And Zed was more than supportive in the 3rd movie when she wanted to find herself.

Zed and Addison are what kids need to see on TV. They’re the healthy relationship that needs to be shown more, and not toxic ones that are romanticized.

Also, THIS KISS AMDJSKFHLSHDKSHF

[mariannastogner]

🚨 PORTWELL THEORY TIME 🚨

Okay, so we know most of the episode names, but the one I wanna talk about is 3x06, “Color War.”

From the “It’s On” video that was released, we could see that there were two teams, the Blue Team (consisting of Gina, EJ, Ashlyn, and Ricky) and the Yellow Team (consisting of Carlos, Kourtney, Jett, and Maddox). Based on that, we can infer that “It’s On” takes place in episode 6 of season 3.

Now, the “leaks” that everyone has been talking about say that Portwell is going to break up in episode 7 (Camp Prom) and that Rina is going to almost kiss in the last episode. My problem with that is that Portwell looks completely fine in this episode! EJ is giving off very protective boyfriend vibes, and Gina and EJ are very much having a good time here, so how is it possible that they’re going to all of a sudden have a major problem that leads to their split in the very next episode?

Also, I wanted to touch on the “EJ jealous of Ricky” aspect real quick. Many people will use that as the major problem that will lead to the Portwell “breakup,” but I don’t think that’s the case either. In the video, you can see a label of sorts on both EJ and Maddox’s outfits. I’ve interpreted the label to mean that they are the Team Captains.

So, that means EJ HAND PICKED Ricky, Gina and Ashlyn to be on his team. WHY would EJ pick Ricky to be on his team if he was jealous and wary of his relationship with Gina? Something’s not adding up here.

Anyways, that’s my theory on why the leaks are wrong, and if Portwell does break up this season (which I hope doesn’t happen), then it’s going to happen for a COMPLETELY different reason than Ricky splitting them up.

[mariannastogner]

Alright, now that I’ve let the trailer digest for a few hours, I really wanna talk about it.

Also it’s my first post so hi :)

First off, EVERYONE LOOKS SO GOOD THIS SEASON?!? LITERALLY HOW I —

Now onto what I really wanna talk about: the relationship drama.

The Portwell kiss made me unable to breathe for a few minutes (also EJ’S ARM MUSCLES HELLO?!?!)

Really interested in how they’re going to play out the Rina/Portwell triangle. I really thought the main triangle was going to be EJ/Val/Gina but the trailer threw me completely for a loop. Will EJ’s jealously lead to a breakup or love confession? Will Ricky get some therapy or latch onto another girl like he did with Nini? Will Gina get her happy ending? What about Val, what role does she play in the Portwell romance? What’s happening with Lily and Ricky? So many unanswered questions, so little time to answer in only 8 EPISODES?!

Whatever this is, season 3 looks to be a BLAST! I am DEFINITELY more hyped to see this than I ever was for season 2! July 27th needs to hurry up and get here!