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Callie stop eating all the food from the fridge | Submissions are open! Feel free to submit your suggestions.

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Hey new agent 3 check out this blog I used to run 6 years ago lol

[crawlingchaos13-deactivated2019]

good

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Not sure how this website lasted through the decimation of humanity if can't even upload a fucking midi file

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You are the superior squid sister

Legally? Yes. Actually? Probably not.

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@mariesuggestion whats up you charger binch

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Oh fuck she’s back

[squididolmarie]

Let’s face it, Callie would be a Reinhardt main and Marie would be a Hanzo main.

[squididolmarie]

you are too kind

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Yeah I'm a hanzo main

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CALLIE PUT THE DAMN GLASSES DOWN

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take my cousin out for a day in inkopolis square since we both deserve it.

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@calliesuggestion IM SORRY I NEGLECTED YOU OH I NEVER EX PECTED YOU TO RUN AWAYYYY AND LEAVE ME FEELING THIS EMPTYYYYY YOUR MEOW RIGHT NOW WOULD SOUND LIKE MUSIC TO MEEEEE PLEASE COME HOME CUZ I MISS YOU CALLIEEEEEE

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I do not trust the small cat

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Hey motherfuckers I'm not dead

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Google search: Why does the secret agent I just hired smell like cat piss

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Kids these days with their "new specials" like the "big laser that somehow goes through walls". Back in my day that was called an e-liter.

[peachyflan]

“You’ve never heard of me? For eel?”

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Ah yes the 9 month anniversary since I killed my cousin with my own two hands

[celestialrunes]

STOP DRAWING SHIP ART OF CALLIE AND MARIE OR I WILL ASTRAL PROJECT INTO YOUR HOME AND KICK YOUR ASS