1 :: welcome to paradise
OKAY HI, the first chapter omg i’m so excited!! the title of this chapter was inspired by “welcome to paradise” by green day!! it’s on the playlist, so check it out if you’d like (: remember to vote, let me know your thoughts on this chapter at the end, thank you!!
note: i started revising it, and gave up half way, so if you seem some funky wording, punctuation, & grammar, just know ima fix it tomorrow!! ALSO, read the note at the end, it’s important.
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“connie, i don’t think that’s how it works…”
“y/n, seriously how would they even know?”
“connie, you can’t lie to the IRS. they’re going to know if you lie about how much you’ve spent when you do taxes.”
“you just don’t get it, if you just add some extra zeros and purchases you’ll get more money on your tax return. you just don’t see the vision, y/n. you are not seeing the vision.”
with a loud sigh, you brush off connie’s last statement, mentally thanking the universe that he doesn’t have to start doing taxes until next year. listening to him talk about this had you losing brain cells by the second. you loved connie, truly, & would do anything for him, but sometimes las pendejadas that came out of his mouth had you questioning your love and patience for him.
when you were at the age of five, your parents decided to pick up everything they thought was valuable and move to the united states. this was when you became connie’s next-door neighbor & eventually, his best friend. you didn’t know how to speak english, but it did not stop connie from wanting to hang out with you, to him, you were the coolest person ever, simply because you spoke spanish. even though he was so young, connie was very patient with you, he never got mad at you because you didn’t understand him, he knew it was hard for you already have moved to a foreign country where your mother tongue wasn’t spoken by everyone. he wanted you to feel comfortable in your new environment, so even at his small age, he did everything in his power to do so. it wasn’t long before you began picking up on the english language, you were young, with going to school & connie helping you as much as he could, you quickly began understanding.
you and connie were inseparable, glued at the hip at all times, like two peas in a pod. your parents and his mom thought it was cute how close you both were & at some point began believing you both would date when you became older. this of course, was not the case, as a few years passed it became very clear to everyone that what you and connie had was strictly platonic. you both viewed & treated each other like siblings, it went as far as you both claiming you were blood siblings to people who didn’t know you. of course, not many believed you for you both had quite distinctive features, but it didn’t matter to you both, you were children.
naur cause i was giggling n shit at jean till i remembered this was an eren fic😭 but this was so funny i love the connie, sasha, and jean dynamic <333
