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[c-bassmeow]

[screaming-outta-orbit]

I hate this site

[internethistory]

[torgoooo]

[diishii]

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[teenscoolest]

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[snoopingasusualisee]

garfield is a serval and jon should be in jail for illegally owning an exotic animal

[himejoshikomaeda]

jon should be in jail for more than just that

[bassiter]

hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut”

well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one of THE sluttiest professions

[bassiter]

hello???

[mabelsguidetolife]

the Plumber Fandom is LOGGED TF IN

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Update from hell town

[hedonisticallystoic]

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

[hedonisticallystoic]

But… But why not?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im shy.

[ampervadasz]

[unfaggy]

wrong?

[ultraobscureoddity]

[lassi]

there is so much drama going on inside a lava lamp

[edgar-allan-possum]

When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office

[threadsketchier]

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[burgrs]

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

[burgrs]

my HANDSOME boy…

[jerk-jock]

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

[baklavastabber]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[skopostheorie]

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanwarbler2]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

[skopostheorie]

do you think i know what ohio is

[skopostheorie]

[miezyslaw-stilinski-deactivated]

Uno, dos, stress