all mirth no matter

foolish on main. 26; blind, bi and ready to die. comrades only, they/them

[onepoorsonnet]

canonically a huge part of why these men haven't killed themselves is bc they have alternating ER shifts and they don't want to burden each other like that. excellent old man yaoi material

[baklavastabber]

when you look up slutty little waist in the dictionary it's just a picture of ilya rozanov

[mayflowersinapril]

If looks could kill...

[eastofshane]

ilya as woodstock (shane's version)

[tennant]

[knightwithahundredkings]

sorry my lord, your boyfriend was an enchantment created by morgan le fay. no, he's a real guy, he's just not actually green. yeah, she wanted to scare queen guinevere to death. it didn't work. yeah no he and his wife are actually still really interested in you, they want you to - what's that? oh you want to go home. oh yeah i totally get it my lord. yeah no you should keep wearing that belt as a symbol of your moral failings it looks great on you. hashtag slay my lord

[aicosu]

You are my affliction.

[fireworkss-exe-deactivated20251]

firm believer in the "gatsby doesn't know nick's name and it's too late to ask so he just calls him old sport instead" theory

[yeagerbitchh]

“Average demigod passes out 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. The average demigod actualy passes out 0.5 times per year. Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, passes out about 50 times a year. Jason is an statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

[huffylemon]

[comradekatara]

to me, the funniest thing about “that’s rough buddy” isn’t the fact that sokka says something patently insane with zero context seemingly out of nowhere, or the fact that zuko clearly doesn’t know how to respond. it’s the completely incorrect use of the word “buddy.” zuko would obviously like to be friends with sokka, but sokka is not, in fact, his friend. this is the most time they’ve ever spent together, and it’s because zuko invited himself to tag along on sokka’s suicide mission. at this point in the episode, sokka still hates this guy, perhaps less than he did a week ago, but he still hates him enough that he didn’t bother forcing zuko to stay home, which means he still didn’t really care whether or not zuko lives or dies. which, considering that he had tried to kill zuko multiple times in the past, is not all that surprising. this entire episode is essentially just zuko forcing his friendship onto sokka while sokka is legitimately too depressed to care. so when zuko calls sokka “buddy,” there’s a spirit of dogged optimism characterizing that epithet, because in no possible realm would sokka consider zuko his buddy at this point in the episode. and that’s something we miss when noting the iconicness of this exchange, simply because, by the end of this episode, they are buddies, so in our minds looking back on these lines, the implication of friendship doesn’t feel out of place at all. and really, it isn’t out of place, but only because zuko’s tenacity and determination (in this instance, his determination to befriend sokka) has always hugely outweighed his ability to read the room.

[stealingpotatoes]

gigachad qui gon would never leave shmi in slavery. source: i said so

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[jjadmanii]

lucy gray really said i can excuse murder but i draw the line at lying and i respect that

[n30nf41ry]

ok. going to start hitting things with a hammer until i'm normal again

[dreg-heap]

"He would NOT fucking say that" does not apply to yoda, who could plausibly say anything

[dreg-heap]

Took ecstacy and remembered people have feelings, I did. Making the rounds and apologizing for my past misdeeds I am

[baklavastabber]

i’ve read your series ‘when there’s nowhere you can run’ about three times (i love it so much akdhskfjkf) and i just have to say you are 100% correct in your belief that the skull is hot and your also the only person i know of that thinks that as well thank you for your service

LMAOOOOO thank you very much I'm glad you liked it & I'm very glad someone else agrees with my hot skull truther agenda

[inevitable-destruction]

“For years, I’ve tried to capture him, and I’ve come close, so very close. But each time, he’s narrowly evaded my grasp.”

“For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind.”