octonauts counts as my marine biology degree

uni student with a preschoolers comfort show call me tao-lesbian-any pronouns!

[marinebiologistreal]

this hangs on the octonauts kitchen fridge

[timecomets]

Kwazii run]

[marinebiologistreal]

Captain Barnacles trying to be a hip dad and connect with the youth: a saga

tweak: and that's all the upgrades to the gups!

captain barnacles: wow that's pretty poggers

tweak: ...who taught you that??

captain barnacles: I'm trying to be more cool, is it working?

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captain barnacles, pressing the octo-alert: haha that's pretty "lit" right?

dashi: I will pay you to never say that again

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shellington: oh! captain I was just setting up some titrations for my research

captain barnacles: ah I see, you have the "drip" right? nice on

shellington: captain, respectfully, please get out of my lab

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captain barnacles, having his injured shoulder bandaged: this is so not poggers-ow!

peso, so startled that he whacked the captain in the face: wha-did kwazii teach you that??!!!

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captain barnacles, crouching down to look at the vegimals: so what's the "tea" guys

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captain barnacles: and you call your friends this?

kwazii, straight faced: yeah bae means best friends!

captain barnacles: huh ok...like this? hey bae!

inkling, falling out of his chair: excuse me?

[octoagentmiles]

I took that one dramatic shot of Barnacles falling to his doom and put pretty filters on it. I don't know why. But I can't argue with the results, I mean look at this:

[marinebiologistreal]

kwazii: that's a weird looking horse

shellington: ...kwazii that's a crab

[owlslyingdown]

Octonauts: Tumblr textposts edition part 10

Previous: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

[marinebiologistreal]

stop drawing shellington as a twink guys c'mon he's an otter its literally right there

[marinebiologistreal]

kwazii's family is very proud of him being an octonaut, a bit strange considering he was a theatre major the last time they checked, but hey seafaring runs in the family

[marinebiologistreal]

this works because all the octonauts are gay

[marinebiologistreal]

I like to imagine the octonauts writers room have furious debates over what accents certain sea animals have

writer 1: these whales should be australian cause they're seen on the coast alot!

writer 2: whales are seen on every coast you dipshit! they can swim!

[marinebiologistreal]

they made dashi american in the US version of octonauts because they couldn't expose children to the horrors of the australian accent

[yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell]

Captain Barnacles, Kwazii, and Peso from Octonauts are going to super hell for gay polyamorous crimes!!!

requested by: @thedragonemperess

[winterdimez]

it’s paani appreciation hour

[marinebiologistreal]

octonauts recruitment requirements:

be gay

do crime

[marinebiologistreal]

pov: you're 2 years into a global pandemic

[marinebiologistreal]

friend: "how's lockdown going?"

me: "captain barnacles is a dilf and co-parent to the octonauts alongside inkling"

[marinebiologistreal]

no one in the octopod is cishet and i will not be taking arguments on that

[marinebiologistreal]

absolutely thrilled to discover the octonauts fandom, now i have an audience for my queer coded found family octonauts rants