I can’t stop shaking. Why am I still shaking?
Hey, listen, everything is going to be okay.

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I can’t stop shaking. Why am I still shaking?
Hey, listen, everything is going to be okay.
So I found a new friend at the junk store today. Her name is Tina, she’s a really sweet —
You're a bit of a strange one.
I'm sorry.
That I was a fucking dick and scared the shit out of the people that apparently care about me even though I can’t die because I’m already fucking dead.
That's a lot of information for an introduction.
So everyone is seeing their funerals, huh?
Don’t feel useless, you’re the lucky one in this situation. Hell, I’d be throwing a parade if I were you.
R-Right. I'm sorry. I guess I am. I mean,
I just wish I could do more.
So everyone is seeing their funerals, huh?
You will eventually… and it will be the worst thing that’s ever happened to you in Nowhere. I hope it’s not going to happen to any kids because it will destroy them.
It's already happened to most of the people in my house. We had to have a discussion the other night about it. I feel utterly useless to them.
They’re fucking crazy.
Uh... That's one way to put it.
But I assure you they really do have the best intentions.
So everyone is seeing their funerals, huh?
Didn’t you see yours?
Nope. Eh. Not yet I guess? I'm afraid of it. Hard to give advice to all these new kids on how to deal with it, when I have no clue whats going on.
So everyone is seeing their funerals, huh?
Does that matter?
Yes. Very much.
Oh no, I meant that you’re still kind of sane.
Oh! Well that's awfully kind of you to say then.
People here can be a little quaint, but they're all lovely people.
I want it.
Yes, but, er... That's not really a proper answer is it, Samuel?
Why do you want it?
Impressive.
I didn't really do anything.
So, what’s the problem then?
I guess the question is why, I mean, more than why not?
I love kids. They rock. I mean, they get me; probably because I’m ten at heart.
I can see that. Kids are delightful. They always make an event at least 20 times more interesting.
Yeah. How long have you been here?
Thirty six years and counting.
Tequila.
What? You... You want what?
Tequila? Samuel how old are you? It... It won't even get you drunk.
No. Actually I’m Xavier.
Alright then, Xavier. Nice to meet you.