Mariella

[iloveuranium]

I hate mondays

It fascinates me how Brenda is sometimes called the "mother of school shootings", her whole case is quite interesting especially the relationship she had with her father, the only thing in common they had was love for guns i guess lol

[dissolvinggrrl]

[strudelstrussel]

As much as I hate woobifying serial killers I have very strong cuteness aggression towards ed gein

I wanna hoist him up by the shoulders and jounce him with all my might

sorry

[rebsbootgunk]

spot the difference

[clubcrushingg]

Crime scene photos from where Elliot Rodgers stabbed his 3 roommates to death

[roofjak]

gonna start reuploading my old edits lol…. if you recognize then follow! i love this edit of payton

[sugarysanity]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾About how 90% of my interactions go

[jubunii]

second time doing a transition edit like this!! (It’s supposed to be glitchy since I used bypass don’t judge💔)

[peppermintvdka]

Am I the only one who gets uncomfortable whenever a piece of clmnb media brings up that E&D died virgins, cause I do and it’s just because why? they bring it up for no reason, like talk about the journal entries that deal with sex by all means do, but don’t just throw out that they died virgins without reason, that just seems weird and a little cruel

I want to clarify that I’m by no means a prude, I just think there should be some logic to it, like reasoning behind it because otherwise it just feels unnecessary

[goodfortunezz]

Colt I hope u drop the soap

[mariraella]

I love Patrick

lets get married

[ikeepforgettimypassword]

Do you understand my chart?

[melancholic-bunny]

[makeyoumine69]

Had to get this brainrot out. I love my terrifying, deranged man. No, I won’t be fixing him. Yes, I will be kissing him on the mouth.

Being Married to Patrick Bateman Means…

Listening to his gym rants every time he sees a guy with more defined muscles. (“He’s probably on steroids, babe. I could get that cut if I really wanted to.”)

Being woken up with his crotch in your face because he doesn't care that you're asleep—he wants head now, and he’s not shy about it.

Calming him down at restaurants when someone shows up wearing the same suit. (“Yes, Patrick, it looks better on you. No, you're not being copied. Please sit down.”)

Nodding along (again) as he launches into his 100th monologue about Phil Collins, pretending you're absolutely blown away by his perfect, sophisticated musical taste.

Keeping your mouth shut when he buys duct tape, zip ties, or very sharp cutlery and says it’s "for something practical." (He’s your husband. You… trust him. Mostly.)

Not blinking at his collection of ultra-hardcore porn, because somehow this man finds the weirdest, most aggressive stuff—and he wants you to watch it with him. Bonus: He sometimes films your sessions like you're his personal porn star.

Resisting the urge to roll your eyes when he flexes during sex—and not laughing when he says he wants a mirror on the ceiling "for another perspective."

Cooking for him because the man can’t even slice a salad. (Though that doesn’t stop him from offering "expert advice" since he once tried cooking… something he probably shouldn't have. You don’t ask.)

Ordering his McDonald’s milkshakes while he waits outside, because the staff recognize him, and he insists it’s “too crowded with common people” inside.

Finding him crying into the phone, leaving voicemails for his lawyer at 2 a.m. Or discovering strange DIY dildos in the apartment that he definitely denies belong to him.

Apologizing to homeless people—or people he thought were homeless—because he tossed money into their drinks thinking they were panhandling. (“I was being generous, okay?”)

[oopdeathnote]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

American psycho is so funny because you watch the movie and it's this one guy freaking the fuck out and killing people he doesn't like and then you search him up on tumblr and he's getting railed by all of his coworkers

[vequint]

1. Just saw the American Psycho musical live in London, we are so fucking back

2. trans patrick bateman who's with me