kurtie (16+)

16+ CONTENT welcome to my scummy hell

[maririari]

intro post (remastered)

☥ first things first, i make mature content

☥ hello i'm kurtie but u can also call me mari (which is an online alias but both are fine by me)

☥ he/him ☥ 19 y.o

(animations made by my sweet son @endyark, go follow him!!!!!!! link to the yt video GO WATCH!!)

☥ multifandom but my main focus is mindless self indulgence and my ocs inspired by the album covers.

reference sheets

other stuff i like:

shows: Daria, Downtown (MTV), HTF, Smiling Friends (rip), The Oblongs, Mission Hill

games: co09 (i think that's it LMAO)

comics: The Eltingville Club, JTHM, Squee!, IFS, Pinky & Pepper forever

music: Jack Off Jill, Scarling, The Prodigy, Uncle Outrage, Mommy Long Legs, The Left Rights, Limp Bizkit, Avril Lavigne (all of which i'm simply a moderate fan of, so don't bother asking me to name 5 songs. but i can name over 100 msi songs, i think.)

others: David Firth, TWF, PiroPito, internet horror and generally anything scary and creepy, and early 2000's stuff. + probably some more stuff i can't name right now

☥ BYF (important): frequent suggestive/mature content, i prefer to have my audience 16 and older (some stuff may be 18+, VIEW WITH CAUTION. if you're a minor or simply not comfortable with sexual content, pls filter out the #nsfw and #suggestive tags . i don't post explicit things but be safe). also there are heavy topics mentioned here n there

i wont follow back if you're under 16 or don't have your age in bio, soz

☥ DNI: the obvious. don't be an asshole or a bigot . and don't annoy/harrass me, i have a short temper. also i don't allow people under 13 on my page

☥ i don't want to repeat this over and over again but i obviously do not directly support msi

☥ misc stuff: english is my second language so i make grammar mistakes sometimes. still learning japanese but i fucking suck at it. i really like strawberries. i tend to lash out sometimes.

☥ #mari art - my drawings

#msi ocs (outdated tag) / #mari msilings (new tag) - any content with my ocs in it

#shitpost - funny/unfunny stuff

#mari rambles - me blabbering nonsense

#interrogation box (new tag) - inbox questions and answers

☥ my tiktok: maririarii

nsfw twitter: prescribed666 (adults only, won't accept if you don't have age in bio)

msiling larp account: @msifan2007

☥ that's all, if u got questions or concerns, ask down below ❤️

[maririari]

how msilings would react to you shaving your bush

lñ: falls to her knees and starts bawling then offers to shave it for you next time

lt3: falls to his knees and starts bawling

screw: looks for any stray hairs and plucks them out w his teeth (such a gentleman)

bunny: is supportive of your decision but goes home and starts bawling

rebel: bold of you to assume you’re getting head from her

iffy: “nice haircut”

jack: falls to his knees and starts bawling

frank: doesn’t gaf

dickface: holds a funeral for it

pinkie: supportive monarch

b-sides: falls to his knees and starts bawling

squid: is happy

i'm crying omg

dlñ: it'd be hypocritical of her to cry when she shaves her bush herself🤔🤔🤔but yea she'd offer to shave yours (for $5)

LT3: he'd pretend he's okay with it but deep down he's in absolute despair

screw: not even kurtie himself could have come up with anything more accurate than this you're getting a degree in screweology

bunny: yess,, they'd try to be nice about it at least 😢😢 marking their calendars n shit trying to predict when your bush will fully grow back bc they're desperate

rebel: absolutely disgraceful of you to get rid of Its greatest gift to humankind.

iffy: he'd genuinely threaten to cut himself if you even mention shaving your bush in front of him

jack: give you the cold shoulder till it grows back if it ain't hairy he's not eating it

frank: he'd shave his own in retaliation

dickface: oh my god she'd be SO dramatic about it. would spend like 3 hours just crying into her pillow and throwing a fit because her wife got rid of the bush in the summer

pinkie: yes she wouldn't care she's munching on that kitty no matter what

B-SIDEZ: i feel like he's the type of dude that prefers it shaved. even his own

squid: now why the hell did you include squid

[maririari]

5 random msilings #lol experimenting with my style. i think i like it so far

[maririari]

jack as kity🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 fuck my chungus life

OH MY GODDD DUDE🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 HE'S SO CUTE AND FAT I WANNA SQUEEZE THAT BASTARD little fattie kitty jack sobs ouhghhh we finally caught him in his full form yay!!! adorable little thang

[maririari]

new ships js dropped, yall.

Frank x me

Niña x Shiloh

B sidez x @/z0mb1eyesocketzzzz

EVE x still me.

this is the greed they talk about in the bible

[maririari]

Headcanon time: la niña stuck her dihhh in a hydraulic fan and that's how she has a puhh now.... (Sorry I'll leave I'll see myself out...)

niña without her gock is like an angel without her wings,, beautiful woman please stay away from the evil hydraulic fans😢😢😢😢

[maririari]

Hi screwball cosplay guy here the cosplay will take a little more because I got onto a carcrash because my older sisters boyfriend enjoyed drunk driving a little too much, I'm alive but I broke my leg and stuff #fuckmystupidchudlife

holy shit that's so terrible??? i hope you're okay dude :(( wish u a speedy recovery❤️‍🩹 and always take ur time with the cosplay, ur well being comes first always :,)

[creepyjealousy]

kurts making me post these

derpy

fem bill dickey aka billie idk

oops i forgot to tag @endyark @maririari we drew together in magma

[maririari]

my literal wife and girlfriend guys i'm actually billie's wife boyfriend isn't she so fucking beautiful

[creepyjealousy]

@maririari

[maririari]

[endyark]

molly molly molly hi molly

drawing i did in magma w @creepyjealousy @maririari smiles warmly

[maririari]

i'm married to her with 16 children and 24 grandchildren

[creepyjealousy]

happy birthday i guess... not like i care or whatever... tch... happy birthday.

oh my FUCKING GOD. ofcourse you draw her you fucking lesbian oooohggg kurt i love you so much this is literally THE BEST THING IVE EVER RECEIVED PERIOD!!!!!!!! i genuinely sat with my mouth open for like 2 whole minutes /notevenjoking oh my god my beautiful evil diva god ive been neglecting her so much i feel so bad.. but mmmghhhhh..... youre doing her so much justice she fgits your style PERFEVTLUY BRUH i wish i could add pictures i need to spam derice sim on this post omg IM GONNA CRY THE 2 SCENE SIBLINGS ARE BOTH DRAWN FOR !!!!!!!MY!!!!!!!!!! BIRTHDAY!!!! UEE 🥹 🥹 💧 Eu 🥹 💧 E E 🥹 🥹 E EUE 🥹 🥹 🥹 UUUUE 🥹 🥹 💧 🥹 🥹 ue 💧 ee 🥹 🥹 💧 ue 🥹 e e e . e 💧 🥹 🥹 💧 Uueuuue. 💧 🥹 ue 🥹 🥹 ee e 🥹 🥹 🥹 eUEE 💧 🥹 💧 EEE 🥹 💧 🥹 U E 🥹 🥹 EE H 💧 🥹 🥹 E EUU 💧 🥹 🥹 UUEHH 🥹 💧 🥹 EUEH 🥹 🥹 💧 🥹 ue e 🥹 🥹 🥹 eeeeee 💧 💧 uu 🥹 🥹 hh 🥹 🥹uUEEE 🥹 🥹 💧 uuuue. 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 ueeeeee 🥹 🥹 🥹 💧 #ILOVEMYFRIENDS

[maririari]

woopee woo woop whooppiee😋😋😋!! now where my hug at😂😂😂😂#aye

[endyark]

i should share my derek drawing also

keef already saw bt it wouldn’t post to tumbla

farts

[maririari]

DIRKKKUHH🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[endyark]

@maririari

[maririari]

THAT'S NOT ME BRO

[maririari]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked google ai" i asked screwball and they bodyslammed me into the pavement

[maririari]

niñurr and scrotum

[maririari]

it's literally hot as fuck in this room i'm sweaty and this stupid mattress isn't doing me any justice my butt is sore so this'll be it for today

[maririari]

Do you draw with your finger or with a stylus pen? Also what device do you draw on?

🐜i use 🐜🐜apple pencil ! i draw🐜 on an ipad on procreate 🐜and 🐜🐜ibispaint🐜🐜 (sorry i got an ant infestation)

[maririari]

niñurr and scrotum

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@creepyjealousy