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Not much to do here in the abyss, I'm afraid. But sometimes if you shout into the abyss... you might hear something back ;)

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COOLTER COUNSELING: FOREVER!

This is what it looks like when you have one other person in the abyss with you.

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COOLTER NOTICE: DON'T FALL FOR FAKES

It's been brought to my attention that this public figure has been plagiarizing some of my words while I've been stepping back from engaging on social media. While I'm not precious about what I've said in the asks here, I will call out a copycat when I see one. Please pray for this fake, it's not her fault she has to steal my brand.

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COOLTER CALENDAR: CINEMA

A party this big? I'll be there. With an outfit change.

#hdm #marisa coulter #mrs coulter #coolter nation #hdm shitpost #barbenheimer

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hdm x succession title sequence feat. dafne keen as lyra belacqua / ruth wilson as marisa coulter / james mcavoy as lord asriel / kyle soller as edward coulter / aidan turner as marcel delamare / isabelle huppert as maman delamare

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KEEPING COOLTER: THIS IS MY SUCCESSION

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Specific Poll Game (is it a game? I don’t know how this works)

My coworkers all hate me or are in lust with me or both

I have a love/hate relationship with monkeys

I’ve been written about in the papers 🙈

I’m a woman in STEM

I’ve had an affair be responsible for a life ending duel 😜

I became a mother before age 25

God has a crush on me 😒

I can turn off my soul like a light switch

Professional mutilator of children ⚔️

My favourite colour is blue

Voting ended onApr 18, 2023

#hdm #marisa coulter #mrs coulter #hdm shitpost #coolter nation

COOLTER CREEPS: NOT MUCH APRIL FOOLING TO BE DONE IN THIS BACKROOM ABYSS

#hdm #hdm shitpost #mrs coulter #marisa coulter #lord asriel #asriel belacqua #coolter nation

Hi girl! 😘 glad to hear you and Asriel managed to mutually come to a decision to platonically co-parent your child. Men are gross and you don't need him girl!

He’s literally inside me right now

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what’s your response to rumors that you & asriel are platonic besties

From what I understood, the source claim that sparked these rumours suggested that we were seen having a conversation which contained no sexual undertones. It did not mean that our overall relationship was platonic.

I don't keep a record of the nature of each interaction I have with Asriel, but the romantic history between us is (unfortunately) on the record. While I will not define the current relationship for anyone, even you Baby Coolters, I would never describe us as "platonic" or him as my "bestie."

like what in the world? we fuck every time we meet up

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