my house. my rules.

marisa - 19 - maine - infp

[tinderventure]

Well that certainly made me laugh

[via]

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[the90swerentreal]

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

[liberalsarecool]

[empressclairefr]

I need 3 sugars for my tea please

[danisaurrs-deactivated20160510]

what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students

[melthemagpie]

vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers

[micaxiii]

[historyandmemes]

Nixon: and after we planted the crack in impoverished neighborhoods I made up the “War on Drugs”

Congress:

[pdl2h-deactivated20251123]

[thecommonchick]

LMFAO 😂😭

[harrygallery]

[thelunarboy]

me, two seconds into the wonder woman trailer

[lesbianredpanda]

[historyandmemes]

Whenever the US tries to intervene in the Middle East:

[goodassdog]

[pondwitch]

it’s a pupholder

[comfysweater]

[padmaynaberrie]

The UK and US distracting themselves with memes while their countries fall apart.

[st0pping-every-minute]

Yup. Tell them

[untexting]

Michelle’s speech was impeccable. 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]