Mark my words

Yo. Mark Dodgeson, here. I'm 17 years old and a Junior at Acme Academy. I have an older sister, named Parker, a younger sister named Cilla, an adopted best friend sister thing named Ray, a magazine editor of a mother, and an awesome chef....I mean Dad. I like all kinds of stuff, you know, but food is probably my favorite thing in this world--Bacon Esp. When I'm not slicing zombie heads off of mutant teachers, you'll probably find me shirtless somewhere-it's a habbit I can't help it. Also, I'm off the market, so you can look, but if you touch my lady friend might have to defend my honor. Welp, that's all that's to me. Really. Peace out, cub scouts.

[mark-dodgeson]

IS ANYONE ELSE GAME????

ATTENTION:

You're pressence has been requested to participate in the battle of champions. The First Annual Acme Academy Water Ballon Fight is approaching. Activities will begin promptly on Wednesday afternoon of April the 30th [or insert other date] directly after school. Ammunition has been supplied around the vicinity of Acme Academy. You have also been supplied with your own super soaker.  

The teams have been organized as follows:

TEAM PINK ray-lee-roth 2royalferris cordelialy-yours icarusk marty-mouse akira-hino junko-takenouchi lian-winsagain

TEAM GREEN maysonleeroth mark-dodgeson possibly-unstoppable lulabellelongname  wacky-zoe-warner mari-grayson ruthie-roar queen-parker

TEAM BLUE thedarlingduckling my-dear-johnson chuckwg rock-n-rove zfenton marco-mouse its-the-jr bravo-cami-brava

TEAM ORANGE mommy-clo mama-fifi jade-ofgothamcity mothermai-i papa-marsh wickedthorn lovely-soccer-star wakkoscorner

May the strongest team win. 

[renechamberlain]

[chuckwg]

He’s five months old, and he loves ice cream, but I think he’s a bit too tired for it right now.

[mark-dodgeson]

Well, alright. I'll leave you two to it. Bye Jasper and photographer lady. Have a nice day.

[chuckwg]

Thank you! His name is Jasper. And I would appreciate it if you didn’t drop him.

[mark-dodgeson]

I won't.

How old is he???? Does he like ice cream?  

[chuckwg]

Maybe in a few years. [ she nodded to the sleeping baby in the stroller. ] I’ve got my hands full right now.

[mark-dodgeson]

Oh, that's your baby?! He's so cute!! I'd hold him, but I'm not allowed to hold kids anymore, this one time I accidentally dropped Cilla, and we don't talk about it...

[chuckwg]

That’s a decent plan you got there.

Because I’m not. But maybe I will be one day.

[mark-dodgeson]

Well you should look into it.  You know, make a job out of things you like, yaknow?

[chuckwg]

[ chuck scanned through the photos she took, staring at the camera’s screen as she spoke. ]

Not a magazine. Just forever immortalized on a cork-board in my room; unless someone or something better comes along. But these look good, so your chances are pretty nice.

[mark-dodgeson]

R-really?! Sweet. I don't ever wanna die like ever!

So why aint you a professional and all that jazz?

[chuckwg]

[ pointing her camera at the people that walked by, scoping the area for potential models through the lens, chuck gently rocked the baby stroller next to her with her foot. after a while of sitting, she finally found a decent candidate, holding up her freehand to get their attention. ]

Stop right there and hold that pose, please and thank you.

[ after taking a number of shots, she lowered her camera with a grin. ]

You may now carry on with whatever you were doing.

[mark-dodgeson]

[Mark pauses as he is instructed, with a triple scoop ice cream waffle cone in his hand.  He stands there awkwardly, as the girl takes her photos]

Oh.

[he eats some of his ice cream, because he's been stress eating a little more lately, and is completely flattered because everyone has been calling him fat as of late, though they are joking... at least that is what he assumes]

Am I gonna be in a magazine?

[sheenisaunders2]

In suits

[konstantinairene]

yummmmy

[respice-post-te]

[dance-breana-dance]

You look so cool, you always look so cool.

[wacky-zoe-warner-blog-blog]

Oh...

[wacky-zoe-warner-blog-blog]

Yeah, we’re gonna get Dr. Pepper, a huge ass chocolate cake and bacon and we’re gonna watch idek and eat taco bell and get fat! 

[mark-dodgeson]

SWEEET. Can I drive tho? I don't think you should be allowed to in your state of mind...

[wacky-zoe-warner-blog-blog]

Oh...

[wacky-zoe-warner-blog-blog]

I was YESTERDAY! But then everyone forgot because I’m unloved. Really you want to get cake?

[mark-dodgeson]

Oh, wow you're life sucks.

Whatever, forget everyone. Let's get cake, and have a sucky life party.

[queen-parker-blog]

Cordelia, Cordexia. It’s all the same to me, you butt. Also, touch my hair, and I’ll kill you. It’ll seem like an accident too. 

[mark-dodgeson]

No, Cordexia sounds like an outer space, alien name hehehe. I bet Uncle Finn knows a Cordexia. Idk, he's always talking about a Jerica tho, hahah those are both dum names, just like Parker.

But no really. Don't lie to me :|

[wacky-zoe-warner-blog-blog]

Oh...

[wacky-zoe-warner-blog-blog]

So your ENTIRE FAMILY, SORTA FAMILY ANDDDDD BOYFRIEND FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO?! YOUR. 16TH. BIRTHDAY?! WHAT IS YOUR OH.

[mark-dodgeson]

WOAH IT'S YOUR BDAY? LET'S GET SOME CAKE.

[wacky-zoe-warner-blog-blog]

Oh...

[mark-dodgeson]

YEAH I FEEL THE SAME.