cynical critic i guess

Mark Mayhew from The Cynical Critics here

[silliernoise]

sup fuckers im back from being small

[edithupfunnymoments]

you lie like you breathe

[annetta-little-fishy]

this is like the one time i agree with edith.

im currently shaking his bottle around as we speak

[silliernoise]

no youre not stop lying

[bishop-of-comedy]

Ha Cha Cha!

Noise is big!

Now he's small!

And this is how pizzaheads gonna take it all!!

[roola-regoolation]

That seems pretty mean to post, Antonio.. especially with the context of his current predicament ..

[bishop-of-comedy]

Guess you can say its a little less Noisy here now huh

[roola-regoolation]

Stop that Antonio! What if you became tiny!

[bishop-of-comedy]

I doubt that .. there's little to no noise in this room..

[silliernoise]

chat can we hit the mortimer on this guy thank you

[annetta-little-fishy]

Fuck it we ball why not

[bishop-of-comedy]

WAIT WHAT

[bishop-of-comedy]

NO

[bishop-of-comedy]

NOW IM TINY

[nolongerwhatitis]

gee, ant0n10, y0u're really putting the *ant* 1n ant0n10! haha!

[bishop-of-comedy]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH! UNSHRINK ME!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[mark-the-critical-guy]

OKAY YEAH THIS IS FUNNY

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

Why does my family suck ass 💔

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

which family doesn't atp..

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

Owen's 💔

[hyper-python]

Owens mom here

he's my little munchkin and if anybody touches him they Will die

[the-snickers-bar]

Momma don't do anything to Sammy please please please please please not my wife

[hyper-python]

i promise i won't 👍 just saying..

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

can you teach your son the concept of marriage plz it's cute and all but he seriously thinks we're legit married puh-lease 🫶

[hyper-python]

alright! Owie, marriage is when two adults get together and officiate their love for eachother, keyword.. adults.

[the-snickers-bar]

But aren't adults mature and big? I'm a big boy! >:[

[hyper-python]

I know you are, but.. you're not a grown man you're 14.

[the-snickers-bar]

15** >:[[ I'm basically grown.

[hyper-python]

Oops. Well.. the point still stands, hun!

[the-snickers-bar]

AWH :C but I do adult stuffs!!!!!

[hyper-python]

doesn't mean you're ready for marriage..

[the-snickers-bar]

Why not?! >:[

[hyper-python]

there's a lot that goes into a marriage, it can easily fall into chaos. Trust me, ask my aunt and uncle

[the-snickers-bar]

Awh....but.. :(

[hyper-python]

aww.. i don't like seeing you like this. Hmm.. AHA!! I KNOW! WE CAN DO A FAKE WEDDING!

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

Don't let Mark be there. All I'm saying.

[mark-the-critical-guy]

:3

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

alright @dazzling-flash-dazz, you got a plan?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

she's distracted and playing with her tail

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EARTH TO DAZZ!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

she STILL doesn't notice

oo!! it's so shiny!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

DAZZ!! LIFE ON THE LINE HERE!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

ooh! sorry, hehe.. where's merengue?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I left her at home. We can't really bring a baby on a rescue mission.

[mark-the-critical-guy]

thanks for the free gift :3

[loyal-chiffon]

being a ghost is not fun @wearethetruthseekers hiii

[mark-the-critical-guy]

HOLY SHIT???????????????? @thea-for-freedom ARE YOU SEEING THIS???????????????????????

[edithupfunnymoments]

today i learned that "bingling tje bungle" and "wingling the wongle" are not real terms in music theory

[hallelujah-holly]

edith you're smarter then this. 🎵

[edithupfunnymoments]

yeah but still very sad news for my tiny little heart

[die-hard-meow-meow]

let's make a petition to change it nyaaa

[edithupfunnymoments]

can we put this girl in tje contraption her vibes are smelly

[annetta-little-fishy]

say aint that the kid who talked ab carl and ultracoolshadewolf having rubber stomach and knees cuz...

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok so remember the time you got on my ass for wanting the guy from the pizzeria. now is your time to kill this girlie and then apologize to me

[hallelujah-holly]

idk i actually think SHE'S KIND OF JUSTIFIED PEPPINO IS NOT YOUR HUSBAND

[edithupfunnymoments]

WELL CARL AND SHADE AREN'T MEOWMEOW'S HUSBANDS EITHER AND I DO NOT HAVE THESE KINDS OF THOUGHTS ABOUT PEPPINO

[die-hard-meow-meow]

don't make me condom transformation art u 😡

[edithupfunnymoments]

ermmmm objection

[ayame-hatano]

so why hasn't anybody just exploded her

[edithupfunnymoments]

annetta's too busy going on girls gone fishing or wherever she gets her girlkisser content i can tell you that much

[die-hard-meow-meow]

latex 🤤

[edithupfunnymoments]

erm......fat men solo actually

[die-hard-meow-meow]

Did you hear me right.

[edithupfunnymoments]

erm....explode

[die-hard-meow-meow]

you're cringe (eats you)

[edithupfunnymoments]

wow i am not feeling very vored at this moment i think you fucked up

[die-hard-meow-meow]

(digests you) hmmmphhh

[edithupfunnymoments]

this roleplay sucks if i wanna do vore i will simply think about vore

[marching-pitchy-pitch]

mrs edith i regret to inform you she probably genuinely thinks she just ate you

[edithupfunnymoments]

sounds like a skill issue on her part ngl. if i eated 30 chicken nuggets i would be able to feel it

[glary-the-shark]

what am i reading what the fuck is wrong with you guys

[edithupfunnymoments]

i am normal i think

[glary-the-shark]

why do we have a fujoshi in the chat ❓

[edithupfunnymoments]

idk but she kinda sucks ngl

[die-hard-meow-meow]

grrrrrrrrrrrr... (Growls at You)

[edithupfunnymoments]

:3

[die-hard-meow-meow]

Carl and Thomas NEED to latex kiss

[edithupfunnymoments]

that is an old man and a teenager.

[mark-the-critical-guy]

[gatoranimator]

sometimes when i'm bored i ask my wife if we can make out

[poppetoiter]

thx for the advanc i gona ask anetta fishie if we can do that :Dc

[annetta-little-fishy]

sorry poppet, but you're too young for me. maybe next time tho lol

[edithupfunnymoments]

girlie i hate to break it to you but noone who knows you would wont your homophobic ass

[poppetoiter]

i nevr wana eat again i gt rejected

[edithupfunnymoments]

i mean look at the bright side maybe you'll find someone in the future,,, i'm all grown up and still don't know how to go on dates with people

[princess-of-sarasaland]

okay so what the fuck is happening

[edithupfunnymoments]

sooooo this girl wanted to ask my sister annetta if she can kiss her but the age gap was far too much so she said no and. yeah

[princess-of-sarasaland]

okay that's really fucking nice (sarcasm) because my baby called marilyn purely for the purposes to cry and talk about her new "emo goth" lifestyle cause of this this is so fucked up

[edithupfunnymoments]

i am very bad at handling kids sorry

[mark-the-critical-guy]

i can handle poppet alright.

[edithupfunnymoments]

your vibes are rancid

[mark-the-critical-guy]

well, i do have a belt and a water spray for her gayness

[edithupfunnymoments]

[annetta-little-fishy]

[edithupfunnymoments]

if you're not posting that @ that guy i'm krilling YOU

[hallelujah-holly]

... edith we're all on your side we just don't wanna @ him cause he's a homophobic freak 🎶

[edithupfunnymoments]

real as hell tbh

[mark-the-critical-guy]

nuh uh

[gatoranimator]

sometimes when i'm bored i ask my wife if we can make out

[poppetoiter]

thx for the advanc i gona ask anetta fishie if we can do that :Dc

[annetta-little-fishy]

sorry poppet, but you're too young for me. maybe next time tho lol

[edithupfunnymoments]

girlie i hate to break it to you but noone who knows you would wont your homophobic ass

[poppetoiter]

i nevr wana eat again i gt rejected

[edithupfunnymoments]

i mean look at the bright side maybe you'll find someone in the future,,, i'm all grown up and still don't know how to go on dates with people

[princess-of-sarasaland]

okay so what the fuck is happening

[edithupfunnymoments]

sooooo this girl wanted to ask my sister annetta if she can kiss her but the age gap was far too much so she said no and. yeah

[princess-of-sarasaland]

okay that's really fucking nice (sarcasm) because my baby called marilyn purely for the purposes to cry and talk about her new "emo goth" lifestyle cause of this this is so fucked up

[edithupfunnymoments]

i am very bad at handling kids sorry

[mark-the-critical-guy]

i can handle poppet alright.

[edithupfunnymoments]

your vibes are rancid

[mark-the-critical-guy]

well, i do have a belt and a water spray for her gayness

[gatoranimator]

sometimes when i'm bored i ask my wife if we can make out

[poppetoiter]

thx for the advanc i gona ask anetta fishie if we can do that :Dc

[annetta-little-fishy]

sorry poppet, but you're too young for me. maybe next time tho lol

[edithupfunnymoments]

girlie i hate to break it to you but noone who knows you would wont your homophobic ass

[poppetoiter]

i nevr wana eat again i gt rejected

[edithupfunnymoments]

i mean look at the bright side maybe you'll find someone in the future,,, i'm all grown up and still don't know how to go on dates with people

[princess-of-sarasaland]

okay so what the fuck is happening

[edithupfunnymoments]

sooooo this girl wanted to ask my sister annetta if she can kiss her but the age gap was far too much so she said no and. yeah

[princess-of-sarasaland]

okay that's really fucking nice (sarcasm) because my baby called marilyn purely for the purposes to cry and talk about her new "emo goth" lifestyle cause of this this is so fucked up

[edithupfunnymoments]

i am very bad at handling kids sorry

[mark-the-critical-guy]

i can handle poppet alright.

[queen-hogweed]

*knock knock* @poppetoiter? I have a gift for you...

[mark-the-critical-guy]

OH SHIT, IT'S HER

hide behind the couch

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz do you think we should stop at some point?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

no :333

[wearethetruthseekers]

YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

sorry you lost your house but ur bed is stickyy you wouldn't want it

[wearethetruthseekers]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GUYS I REGRET HELPING BILL TURN BACK

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

GOD I WISH I WAS BILL

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

Guys please there is a literal alien invasion going on

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

hey we should do the same..

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

U-uh... Neither of us have electric powers! and I doubt I would last more than 15 seconds tbh

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

.. alright, that's oki doki with me im a bad goth moth anyway

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Alright that's it I'm pulling out I'm sick of being watched

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

easy fix!! she closes the curtains and continues.. im not even gonna say it im not getting termed

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

This is a fucking perfect time for an attack!

[nanoro-auto-code-mercury]

shut the fuck up lark not now

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

Why not?

[nanoro-auto-code-mercury]

not now.

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

Then can we figure out where the fuck Hogweed is?

[queen-of-terror-tenwen]

girlie i think you just jealous you didn't get this with mark

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

I DON'T WANT TO FUCK MARK!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

:3

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

im just here to help dad unlike @thea-for-freedom

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

YOU LIKED BEING A FUCKING TAMPON SO MUCH YOU IMPREGNATED ME *slap*

[mark-the-critical-guy]

DAMN! YOU JUST DID WHAT BILLS DOING TO DAZZ'S CHEEKS RIGHT NOW. IMPRESSIVE

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz do you think we should stop at some point?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

no :333

[wearethetruthseekers]

YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

sorry you lost your house but ur bed is stickyy you wouldn't want it

[wearethetruthseekers]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GUYS I REGRET HELPING BILL TURN BACK

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

GOD I WISH I WAS BILL

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

Guys please there is a literal alien invasion going on

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

hey we should do the same..

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

U-uh... Neither of us have electric powers! and I doubt I would last more than 15 seconds tbh

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

.. alright, that's oki doki with me im a bad goth moth anyway

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Alright that's it I'm pulling out I'm sick of being watched

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

easy fix!! she closes the curtains and continues.. im not even gonna say it im not getting termed

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

This is a fucking perfect time for an attack!

[nanoro-auto-code-mercury]

shut the fuck up lark not now

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

Why not?

[nanoro-auto-code-mercury]

not now.

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

Then can we figure out where the fuck Hogweed is?

[queen-of-terror-tenwen]

girlie i think you just jealous you didn't get this with mark

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

I DON'T WANT TO FUCK MARK!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

:3

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

im just here to help dad unlike @thea-for-freedom

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz do you think we should stop at some point?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

no :333

[wearethetruthseekers]

YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

sorry you lost your house but ur bed is stickyy you wouldn't want it

[wearethetruthseekers]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GUYS I REGRET HELPING BILL TURN BACK

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

GOD I WISH I WAS BILL

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

Guys please there is a literal alien invasion going on

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

hey we should do the same..

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

U-uh... Neither of us have electric powers! and I doubt I would last more than 15 seconds tbh

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

.. alright, that's oki doki with me im a bad goth moth anyway

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Alright that's it I'm pulling out I'm sick of being watched

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

easy fix!! she closes the curtains and continues.. im not even gonna say it im not getting termed

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

This is a fucking perfect time for an attack!

[nanoro-auto-code-mercury]

shut the fuck up lark not now

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

Why not?

[nanoro-auto-code-mercury]

not now.

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

Then can we figure out where the fuck Hogweed is?

[queen-of-terror-tenwen]

girlie i think you just jealous you didn't get this with mark

[i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon]

I DON'T WANT TO FUCK MARK!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

:3

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz do you think we should stop at some point?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

no :333

[wearethetruthseekers]

YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

sorry you lost your house but ur bed is stickyy you wouldn't want it

[wearethetruthseekers]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GUYS I REGRET HELPING BILL TURN BACK

[mark-the-critical-guy]

LOL MAJOR L FOR YOU DAD

[mark-the-critical-guy]

MY DAD ISNT ON TUMBLR SO I CAN SAY SO MUCH VILE SHIT<3<3

[wearethetruthseekers]

[mark-the-critical-guy]

OH NO

@thea-for-freedom SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DONT TELL HIM I FUCKED AN IMPREGNATED AN ALIEN

[wearethetruthseekers]

YOU DID WHAT?!?!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

i was a condom.. whoomp whoomp... @i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon..

[wearethetruthseekers]

YOU WERE A WHAT NOW?!?!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

transformation.. happens alot.. uhh.. i impregnated an alien and idk if she's born or not now..

[mark-the-critical-guy]

MY DAD ISNT ON TUMBLR SO I CAN SAY SO MUCH VILE SHIT<3<3

[wearethetruthseekers]

[mark-the-critical-guy]

OH NO

@thea-for-freedom SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DONT TELL HIM I FUCKED AN IMPREGNATED AN ALIEN

[wearethetruthseekers]

YOU DID WHAT?!?!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

i was a condom.. whoomp whoomp... @i-used-a-man-as-a-tampon..

[mark-the-critical-guy]

MY DAD ISNT ON TUMBLR SO I CAN SAY SO MUCH VILE SHIT<3<3

[wearethetruthseekers]

[mark-the-critical-guy]

OH NO

@thea-for-freedom SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DONT TELL HIM I FUCKED AN IMPREGNATED AN ALIEN

[mark-the-critical-guy]

MY DAD ISNT ON TUMBLR SO I CAN SAY SO MUCH VILE SHIT<3<3