^ Sammy Jaulsei ^

Hi!!!! I'm 14 :] My boyfriend probably has rabies...love him to bits tho! if you're mean for no reason, politely, go get fucked in the ass. unless you enjoy it. then don't.

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Why does my family suck ass 💔

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which family doesn't atp..

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Owen's 💔

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Owens mom here

he's my little munchkin and if anybody touches him they Will die

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Momma don't do anything to Sammy please please please please please not my wife

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i promise i won't 👍 just saying..

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can you teach your son the concept of marriage plz it's cute and all but he seriously thinks we're legit married puh-lease 🫶

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alright! Owie, marriage is when two adults get together and officiate their love for eachother, keyword.. adults.

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But aren't adults mature and big? I'm a big boy! >:[

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I know you are, but.. you're not a grown man you're 14.

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15** >:[[ I'm basically grown.

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Oops. Well.. the point still stands, hun!

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AWH :C but I do adult stuffs!!!!!

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doesn't mean you're ready for marriage..

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Why not?! >:[

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there's a lot that goes into a marriage, it can easily fall into chaos. Trust me, ask my aunt and uncle

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Awh....but.. :(

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aww.. i don't like seeing you like this. Hmm.. AHA!! I KNOW! WE CAN DO A FAKE WEDDING!

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Don't let Mark be there. All I'm saying.

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Why does my family suck ass 💔

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

which family doesn't atp..

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Owen's 💔

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Owens mom here

he's my little munchkin and if anybody touches him they Will die

[the-snickers-bar]

Momma don't do anything to Sammy please please please please please not my wife

[hyper-python]

i promise i won't 👍 just saying..

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

can you teach your son the concept of marriage plz it's cute and all but he seriously thinks we're legit married puh-lease 🫶

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

Why does my family suck ass 💔

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

which family doesn't atp..

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Owen's 💔

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Owens mom here

he's my little munchkin and if anybody touches him they Will die

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what about me tho? 🤨

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Why does my family suck ass 💔

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

which family doesn't atp..

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Owen's 💔

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Why does my family suck ass 💔