Sprinting is everything..

[ayame-hatano]

Hm. Cool place .. only problem is it was kind of a travesty before I got here, huh?

I'm gonna check this place out, I heard it's home to the weirdest events but still! Might make this place a home..

[gatoranimator]

whag the fuck is going on i'm scared

[ayame-hatano]

Surely it can't be that BaOH.

Ooohhh. ☹️

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok thanks for the requests i will be killing dynamiteman because he seems to really want me to smash him and kill him with a rock

[ayame-hatano]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES KILL HIM REALL NICE AND SLOW MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[edithupfunnymoments]

idk how i can apply blunt force "nice and slow" but sure i guess

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok what if i told you the rock literally fucking broke in half. i hit him as hard as i could and it literally just split in half dude how is he not dead

[ayame-hatano]

.....

[edithupfunnymoments]

what am i supposed to do man he's literally immortal or something

[ayame-hatano]

......

@lola-the-train-engine-nymph .

you happen to be good with animatronics, right?

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok thanks for the requests i will be killing dynamiteman because he seems to really want me to smash him and kill him with a rock

[ayame-hatano]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES KILL HIM REALL NICE AND SLOW MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[edithupfunnymoments]

idk how i can apply blunt force "nice and slow" but sure i guess

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok what if i told you the rock literally fucking broke in half. i hit him as hard as i could and it literally just split in half dude how is he not dead

[ayame-hatano]

.....

[ayame-hatano]

wat th fukyou doinghoe leav anton alone fat ugly pisface

damn okay ig?? what the fuck???

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok thanks for the requests i will be killing dynamiteman because he seems to really want me to smash him and kill him with a rock

[ayame-hatano]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES KILL HIM REALL NICE AND SLOW MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[edithupfunnymoments]

idk how i can apply blunt force "nice and slow" but sure i guess

[ayame-hatano]

JUST MAKE HIM FUCKING SUFFERRR

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok thanks for the requests i will be killing dynamiteman because he seems to really want me to smash him and kill him with a rock

[ayame-hatano]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES KILL HIM REALL NICE AND SLOW MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[ayame-hatano]

MAKE HIM SUFFER

[ayame-hatano]

SLICE AND DICE

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok thanks for the requests i will be killing dynamiteman because he seems to really want me to smash him and kill him with a rock

[ayame-hatano]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES KILL HIM REALL NICE AND SLOW MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[ayame-hatano]

MAKE HIM SUFFER

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok thanks for the requests i will be killing dynamiteman because he seems to really want me to smash him and kill him with a rock

[ayame-hatano]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES KILL HIM REALL NICE AND SLOW MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[gatoranimator]

my legal team has advised me to say that i don't actually hauve covid

(my wife's still beautiful tho)

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Now why would you lie about having covid?

[gatoranimator]

there is a post on the internet where someone said the exact same thing in basically the same context i did and i thought it was funny

[ayame-hatano]

why does she even care It's mother surely she's immune

[edithupfunnymoments]

annetta just sent me this image. fym you mean "reject modernity" nobody gaf about me i'm just a silly little girl who likes fat old men and also fat old women and also fat old nonbinary people and also otherwise unspecified genres of fat old person

[ayame-hatano]

She sent me that too. Just with my name.

[tendertartarus]

>~i'm going to stuff myself with stolen happy meat farms r&d files

[tendertartarus]

>~this was a joke i will probably put them up somewhere

[nolongerwhatitis]

What.

[tendertartarus]

>~can you use the megamilkwhite spray to propel yourself off a cliff <3

[roola-regoolation]

Lain..? What does that mean..?

[tendertartarus]

>~guy runs the it department and

>~i don't think i want to elaborate on the megamilkwhite spray thing actually

[whre-are-my-arms-025]

GO!!!!!!tafk e tHe fies and RUNNn

[tendertartarus]

>~ON IT!!!!

[ayame-hatano]

VICTORY!!! GET THEIR ASSES LITTLE L!!

[silliernoise]

so who was gonna tell me jared just has a guy lying around in his office or whatever tf

[peppinopizza]

I don't think anybody cares about jared except for you

[nolongerwhatitis]

He's my pal. o:(

[peppinopizza]

Would he still be your pal if he knew you jizzed on my pizzas

[ayame-hatano]

Specifically my wife's pizza.. bitch...

[edithupfunnymoments]

what would life be like if you could have sweet bro without hella jeff. or hella jeff without sweet bro. think about it for a minute i think i am onto something

[helluvahelenahandbasket]

edie the whole point of the comic is 2 guys getting into shenanigans...

[edithupfunnymoments]

ok this is irrelevant but why is your pfp the fuckin uhhhh shoebill from garten of banban

[annetta-little-fishy]

I LOVE BANNBAANN

[banbanfromthegarten]

I go back on Tumblr and this is the first thing I see. Well then.

[edithupfunnymoments]

huge news: the dude from garten of banban is apparently real

[ayame-hatano]

IGNORE HIM RIGHT NOW HE SUCKS AND HE'S ALWAYS AROUND MY WIFE FOR SOME REASON

[starmansmiles]

when yo team gay and they tryna fuck with you

[dynamiteman]

WHEN YOUR TEAM'S GAY AND THEY'RE TRYING TO FRICK WITH YOU!

[ayame-hatano]

SSSHUTTT THEE FUCCKK UPPP

[gatoranimator]

i HATE when people go "erm... people i don't want to fuck being cool? that's unrealistic" like shut up. my wife can literally beat you to death with her bare hands

[annetta-little-fishy]

that's cool but you're going to spontaneously combust in about 30 minutes!

[gatoranimator]

i will combust when i want

[annetta-little-fishy]

Wrong answer forehead!

[gatoranimator]

forehead is like the one thing i don't have. are you stupid?

[annetta-little-fishy]

The clock is ticking frank..

[gatoranimator]

update: i will not be combusting in 30 minutes but i will be combusting in my wife

[roola-regoolation]

NO! Don't explode inside her, we love you frank, your life means so much to others around you. Don't do this, from the bottom of my heart, please don't die. I love you like I would a son. ;(

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

die bithc

[gatoranimator]

this is an incel i think

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

I HATE YOUU

[gatoranimator]

yeah cause i'm married to a girl you like (which, for the record, is an incel ass motivation to have)

[die-hard-meow-meow]

I'M RIGHT. HERE THOMAS IM OOOZING MONSTERING OVER YOU

[gatoranimator]

shut your fucking mouth he don't want you and you're not even a meow meow

[die-hard-meow-meow]

WRONG WE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER IM GONNNA DRAW TF ART OF HIM

[gatoranimator]

(notice how she said jack shit about being a meow meow, meaning that my wife lain is the true meow meow)

[roola-regoolation]

That's the spirit!!!!!

[die-hard-meow-meow]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

[ayame-hatano]

HOP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING TO LEAVE HER ALONE

[gatoranimator]

i HATE when people go "erm... people i don't want to fuck being cool? that's unrealistic" like shut up. my wife can literally beat you to death with her bare hands

[annetta-little-fishy]

that's cool but you're going to spontaneously combust in about 30 minutes!

[gatoranimator]

i will combust when i want

[annetta-little-fishy]

Wrong answer forehead!

[gatoranimator]

forehead is like the one thing i don't have. are you stupid?

[annetta-little-fishy]

The clock is ticking frank..

[gatoranimator]

update: i will not be combusting in 30 minutes but i will be combusting in my wife

[roola-regoolation]

NO! Don't explode inside her, we love you frank, your life means so much to others around you. Don't do this, from the bottom of my heart, please don't die. I love you like I would a son. ;(

[gatoranimator]

wow this makes everything a lot more awkward

[roola-regoolation]

Is there anything that could make you feel this way?! I would be more than happy to listen.. i don't want lala to be alone :( she's so happy with you and the last thing i want is to see heartbroken!

[gatoranimator]

,,,i don't want to die i can tell you that much

[roola-regoolation]

OH THANK YOU!! THANK THE STARS!! I was so worried for you, Frank. I almost visited you that's how worried I was! Thank gosh you're okay, Hun <3

[ayame-hatano]

I wanna be called hun 😢

[roola-regoolation]

Okay, Hunny bunny! ♥️

[ayame-hatano]

hshdghahsdhsjw THAT'S THE SHITT

[roola-regoolation]

No profanity :(

[ayame-hatano]

MA'AM YES MA'AM!!!!!