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my neighbor is learning to play trumpet, which is cool. it's nice knowing about people's hobbies

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the first thing you must understand when listening to tom lehrer is what comedy is and why people like it. without this you will get nowhere

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accidentally creating a good and correct law because you didn't think it would actually be enforceable

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how is it possible that i, not a man, have sex with other men? linguists cannot explain this

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when lou sullivan was my age he was already drawing penises in bar bathrooms i will never amount to anything

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whats all this ado about "human scale design". r u too scared to go in the elevator?

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say what you will about the demerits of wildfire smoke, the golden lighting it produces is simply gorgeous. just stepping outside transports me

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im imagining a animal with one dimensional movement…why has god not created this

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looking into how restaurant franchising works so that my bait comments on posts about small businesses can be more accurate

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text your parents and ask them if they know about the google chrome dinosaur game. tell them it's for a poll about whether people's parents are aware of the dinosaur game

did you do it

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 16

this was a test of obedience. i do not care if your parents know about the dinosaur game

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hey i just got sponsored by boot.dev. now i understand that some of you might have your reservations about them as a company or as a tool but really i just want to focus on how big this is for me personally (starts crying in a dignified manner)

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theres an early episode of yiay, "what is the worst thing to say after sex", and one of the answers was "thank you". and jack laughed as he read the answer, which used to be the exception rather than the rule, and even liked it enough to use it as the thumbnail. and 11 years later im a sexually active adult, and i often say thank you after a hookup and it feels perfectly normal. like perhaps im not the best arbiter of normal but none of my partners seem to have reacted negatively so. what was the deal

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[author whose book i was reading in a dream last night and who does not exist] plot points are like “when i was 12 i caused my little brother to crash his bike into a fence by distracting him with thoughts of pokemon. and the court ruled that neither i nor the pokemon company could be held responsible so my brother never saw justice. sickos_yes.png

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instead of being in a little bit of pain most of the time i think i should be in not any pain all of the time. my idea

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today i said shit because i threw out the container before looking at the cooking instructions #swearwords #cursewords #profanity

[disgustinggf]

you do not miss them btw. you miss the version of them you created in your head to which they never lived up to

[markadoo]

*even more badges than you* you do not miss them btw. you miss the past version of yourself that deserved them