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[markadoo]

i did something very exciting and personally meaningful on monday but i dont have any interesting posts about it so you wont find out what it was

[markadoo]

ok so this is awkward. when i shouted “floor it” i was actually referring to the brake pedal. i understand now that i wasn’t being specific enough

[markadoo]

have they invented bihacking but for furries yet i think patricia taxxon has the most perfect and correct sexuality and i am jealous dysmorphic even

[markadoo]

having dessert be part of dinner might make sense if you were some sort of defeatist who thought dinner is necessarily not yummy, but otherwise i don't get it

[markadoo]

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well since ive started working with audacity i might as well

[markadoo]

female-dominated fields i am in:

tumblr

the 94 bus to bloomfield

constipation

[geyfrog]

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's unwise decisions. Today I ate a pomegranate in bed on white blankets. It didn't work out so well.

[markadoo]

if the goal of speedrunning were to beat a video game as quickly as possible then the top speedrunners would be the best speedrunners. but that's not the goal, the goal of speedrunning is to have fun while participating in speedrunning, and top speedrunners are no better than average

[markadoo]

“you know that you can’t actually kill men right? 'men' is just a social construct”

[markadoo]

it is unethical for a first cousin to have sex with a second cousin, there is an inherent power imbalance

[markadoo]

in my less guarded hours im having thoughts from somewhere that i want to go on e and the dominant part of me says "why? what about the physiological effects of estrogen or the role of woman appeals to you? nothing. you just have an undifferentiated desire for life change and transitioning is the most salient form that can take because we live on tumblr". and the idea goes away completely once i sleep. so that's whats going on in the markasphere

[morethanonepage]

helpful stuff for when you want to fuck that old man

[markadoo]

my biggest complaint with this is their confusing use of the words top and bottom, they should probably replace it with "on top" and "underneath". everyone in the tags who's referring to top and bottom is failing to realize that in "torso straight" the one riding (red) is the one the pamphlet is calling "top"

[markadoo]

Joy to worlds

Joy to boys

Joy to girls

Joy to fish

[markadoo]

hard-won life advice for you: dont bring tonic on a hike instead of water. if your options are tonic or no drink take the nothing

[markadoo]

i hate being a fan of someone but not being into the main thing they do it makes me feel like a bad person. oh boy a new angela collier video i hope its not about physics

[markadoo]

saw a protecturnuts article linked on reddit and decided what the hell, and the website sucks now. i always thought protecturnuts was a shitty studio, the fake reactions too cartoony by far, neither realism nor erotic exaggeration, and without any cleverness that might make cartoony acting work. I'm not one to complain that people are acting in porn but act well. It's one of those ballbusting studios where the ballbusters aren't "dommes" or "actresses" but "models". So it's cathartic to see they now have a shitty popuppy website to match.

[markadoo]

it makes me mad when people bring up the 2016 clown sightings. no one should remember that, that was one of the least events in human history. no one should have even noticed at the time