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I ate a raw potato with ranch at school today. It tasted like ranch covered dirt. My friend [the girl in the picture] wanted to remember this moment, when she walked in the classroom and saw me dunking an entire potato into a tiny container of ranch. Fun times

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3 Weeks of High School…

So in my first three weeks of high school, some WILD things have been said and even wilder things have happened, here’s a vague list of some of them

•I have 5 senior (and one junior) bodyguards through my drama class because I give them food every day

•One guy runs through the halls before school, during lunch, and i assume after school. My friend FORCED him to join the cross-country team

•I got involved in a love triangle

•There’s a senior who plays the guitar during lunch (who has been dubbed Funky Guitar Man by me)

•Funky Guitar Man calls me “little one”

•The senior aides in my drama class have a rolling chair race every day

•On occasion, the aides form a literal train with their chairs

•My English teacher chucked an apple at one of my classmates

•My old biology teacher said, and i quote, “I love you like a stepchild that I’m still mad at.” because i transferred out of his class

•One of my seniors was being pulled out of a chair, and in attempt to save himself, he grabbed my glasses off of my face

•”If you put Finn on the table, it’ll get lighter.”

•””HOLY SHIT THEY’RE GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES? SIGN ME UP!”

•”So Philadelphia is the city of incest? NICE!”

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Okay so in 8th grade I sat besides a guy friend of mine. I’d known him since I was 5, and we were insulting each other.Me: You’re a dickHim: You’re a bitchMe: You’re a douche.Him: You’re pretty.Me: Him: Me:Him: Wait not that came out wrong *stand up and walks away* AND TO THIS DAY I WILL NEVER LET IT GO BECAUSE WHEN HE GOT BACK HE TRIED TO COME UP ITH EXCUSES AND SHIT AND I WAS JUST SITTING THERE LAUGHING AT HIM AND IT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT THAT I HAD IN 8TH GRADE

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The signs as things my theatre teacher has said

Aries: “I don’t want you to be have hard times. I want you to happy!”

Taurus: “Magic green things- BYEEEE”

Gemini: “Idk just hit it with the broom I guess”

Cancer: “I think I’m falling in love with Ed Sheeran?”

Leo: “Join theatre! Just look at all the girls you can kiss!!” *motions to my whole class*

Virgo: “I CAN PLAY ALL OF YOUR PARTS”

Libra: *gets a call from the front office from teachers asking us to be quiet* “can you just, like, tell them to suck it?”

Scorpio: “YoURe aLL mAGIcaL UniCOrNS”

Sagittarius: “I swear to god if I don’t find this sequined wrap in under one minute I will burn this theatre down”

Capricorn: *sees me crying* “DID SOMEBODY BRING HER FLOWERS AGAIN WHO WAS IT”

Aquarius: *pile of over 60 wall clocks on the floor* “…they were there when I got here”

Pisces: “I’m gonna help you steal this mini fridge, okay?”

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Ways to feel like you’re flying 🕊️

-Swingsets (To swing through the air both up and down)

-Riding a bike, scooter or skateboard (they go really fast, especially downhill!)

-Swimming (Its weightless and you can glide in it like its the air)

-Running in an open area to catch the breeze flowing through your body

-Standing up on a higher area ( if possible! A balcony, a mountain or hill, etc)

-Standing at the rocks or ledge by the ocean (If you can! it gives a strong wind)

Feel free to add more!

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Cas: Dean texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.

Sam: And?

Cas: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

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May money come your way!

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angelic-virtue

Ways to feel like you’re flying 🕊️

-Swingsets (To swing through the air both up and down)

-Riding a bike, scooter or skateboard (they go really fast, especially downhill!)

-Swimming (Its weightless and you can glide in it like its the air)

-Running in an open area to catch the breeze flowing through your body

-Standing up on a higher area ( if possible! A balcony, a mountain or hill, etc)

-Standing at the rocks or ledge by the ocean (If you can! it gives a strong wind)

Feel free to add more!

give-me-nosebleeds

all otherkin are great!!!! if u have a common kintype? thats awesome!!! if u have a kintype no one else has? spectacular dude!!!!! if u have lots of kintypes? ur super great!!!!! if u have one kintype? u are appreciated very much!!

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Yea!