hello everyone my name is markipliers

and welcome to markiplers

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hehehe hiiiiiii :)

hello my name is markiplier and hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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mark i feel like im the joker to you is this true. have i just been joking all over you this whole time joker style or what

hello my name is batiplier maniplier with my sidekicks bobin and nightwade

we will stop your crimes, anonyjoker

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hello my name is wokeiplier and yeah im awake what do you need

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im shy

hello shy my name is markiplier and welcome to the crowd

everyone is watching

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Mamaplier

hello my name is markiplier and this seems a little familiar i think

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im a little bunny rabbit. yay whee heee !!

hello my name is bunniplier and welcome to the fields

be vewy vewy qwiet, i'm hunting elmers

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i dont like it

hello my name is markiplier and thats too bad now isnt it

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im so bad at cleaning my room on account of my issues

can yoi give me advice that will fix me forever

hello my name is marioplier and dirty is meaner than clean

does that help

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should i call you bongiplier while i smoke ahaha

hello my name is bongiplier and you'll certainly be smoking once I light you on fire :)

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mamaplier

hello my name is markiplier and please welcome momiplier to the stage

(insert uproarious applause)

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i have just created ladybugs

hello my name is bugiplier and welcome to ladybugs

how many did you create

i created 47

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who woulge

hello my name is markiplier and welcome to

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i like to giggle and smile

hello my name is markiplier and welcome to smiling friends

those friends sure are smiling huh

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Today's Purification: Simon

The convict. To my knowledge, he was placed in a submarine for his crimes, on a planet of meat, the first of the four elements.

Hold on, it's not meat, it's some other red thing.

Purification in Progress…

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hello my name is markiplier and what's the big idea

i know he's a criminal but purification seems a little harsh

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mark im clowning

hello my name is marxiplier and i wish to control planet youtubestar

i will cast my wish upon the Galactic Lung and it shall be granted because space is so cool

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wtf man i dont know any pies phone number be serious

hello my name is markiplier and the pies are calling

will you answer

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migraine

hello my name is markiplier and let's take ibuprofen together