hello everyone my name is markipliers

and welcome to markiplers

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you seen big dawgiplier anywhere id like a word with that one

hello my name is big dawgiplier and welcome to the dawghouse

what words will you be having today

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thank you mark i do feel better now. well actually i dont really feel anything now cause you took it but uh. yeah jts better thanks

hello my name is markiplier and you're welcome

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mark im in a bad mood can you make me feel better please

hello my name is markiplier and i will absorb your mood and add it to my own

you can't be in a bad mood if you have no mood at all

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did someone just ask you a question

hello my name is markiplier and yes, you did

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anybody else smell his presence nearby

hello my name is markiplier and welcome to my proximity

are you running

if not, you should start

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i see scary faces whenever i close my eyes is tbat normal

hello my name is markiplier and when those scary faces close their eyes, they see me

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just dont even do man im serious

hello my name is markiplier and welcome to arkham asylum

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big scary gnarled finger points at you

hello my name is markiplier and is this the monkey's paw I heard curl

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mark get behind me ill protect you babygirl

hello my name is markiplier

who is babygirl and why are you protecting me from her

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Take YOUR hand

hello my name handiplier and I need all 1938462 of my hands to continue existing, thanks

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mark help they’re trying to put me away forever mark please

hello my name is markiplier and you'll get to do music numbers

say hi to yancy for me

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mark im sorry for how everyone else is treating you on this website i dont think this is very kind to you

hello my name is markiplier and in actuality, you should be defending them from me

mwahahaha

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if you were the size of a mouse id put you in a bowl of milk and tickle you with the tip of my spoon and youd be all slipping in the milk and trying to climb out the bowl bu

t you cant cause you’re the size of a mouse and id go ohhh teehee you silly little mark :)

hello my name is mouseiplier and if i were actually the size of a mouse chica would probably eat me

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mark please. my hand

hello my name is markiplier and you won't be getting it back, sorry

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take my hand

hello my name is markiplier and welcome to your hand

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stop grabbing that i said my hand

hello my name is markiplier and darn

i was grabbing your hair, why does it feel like flesh

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puts you in box and covers you with packing peanuts and tapes you in. im sorry. i have to send you where all yhe markipliers roam free eventually. its okay. youll be happier there. im gonna miss you but its for the best for all of us. dont forget me.

hello my name is markiplier and welcome to abu dahbi, home of all the stray markipliers

adopt a mark today