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Mark Harris. I'm a work in progress.

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[markfuckingharris-blog]

Mari, I found your favourite series. Happy late graduation gift!

[avahayes-deactivated20130722]

Forced to become a fucking doctor my ass. 

Eat shit.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

You can always pull a Minnie from the Help - make your parents a pie full of your shit. Now that I think of it, I should have done that to my mum and dad.

But really, fuck them. Do what you want to do.

[nosymalone-deactivated20130624]

I think I'm going to fucking vom.

Seriously? Is it that necessary to take fucking selfies when a fire alarm was pulled?

I remember why I hate people now. 

[markfuckingharris-blog]

I'd be one of those girls, probably.

[mylifeasmarisol]

I just really want a burger right now.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

Nah, I won’t guilt trip you. I’m making you it because I want to make it for you.

[mylifeasmarisol]

That’s actually really cute it’s making me puke a little.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

I'm glad I make you want to puke.

[mylifeasmarisol]

I just really want a burger right now.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

Cruel. I’ll make you a burger anyways.

[mylifeasmarisol]

But if I eat thy burger, will the guilt tripping commence? That’s just a chance I’m not sure I’m so willing to take.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

Nah, I won't guilt trip you. I'm making you it because I want to make it for you.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

I think it's time for me to get a new hamster.

[ohmydelilah]

What’re you going to name it?

A new hamster?

[markfuckingharris-blog]

Gert the second, probably.

I had a hamster before but it died.

[mylifeasmarisol]

I just really want a burger right now.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

I’ll make you a burger if you allow me to get a hamster. Plus I don’t want you to poison yourself by your own cooking.

[mylifeasmarisol]

Let me think about it…yeah.. no.

I’ll go it out at BK, we’re not getting another hamster.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

Cruel. I'll make you a burger anyways.

[mylifeasmarisol]

[markfuckingharris-blog]

"Well that went better than I expected."

"Way better."

[mylifeasmarisol]

I just really want a burger right now.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

I'll make you a burger if you allow me to get a hamster. Plus I don't want you to poison yourself by your own cooking.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

I think it's time for me to get a new hamster.

[throwafitz]

To the girls writing absolute bullshit about me on the walls of the school loo:

[throwafitz]

I’ve seen a couple ‘Mark Harris is a big gay leprechaun’ here and there. I personally think it’s an honor to have your name carved into the loo. I mean, everyone uses it, no?

No shit, Marky. 

[markfuckingharris-blog]

I still get that even today and its been years. No shame, honestly. Everyone accused me of being gay but I honestly don't even give a shit. I knit in my free time. So what.

Haven't seen you in literally ages, yeah?

[throwafitz]

To the girls writing absolute bullshit about me on the walls of the school loo:

Don’t hate me ‘cause you ain’t me. 

[markfuckingharris-blog]

Pretty sure people have my name carved in the loo still as well.

Wouldn't take Primary jokes seriously though I honestly doubt you do, Soph.

[nosymalone-deactivated20130624]

I agreed. Much better than this sappy shit. 

Yeah, and if a car comes?

[markfuckingharris-blog]

We get up and fuckin' run and get out of the way. Fuck that dying shit.

[nosymalone-deactivated20130624]

I love you to pieces, Mr. Gump.

[markfuckingharris-blog]

"I love youuuu Jennnaaaayyyy." Should have watched Forrest Gump instead.

Let's go pull a notebook and find us a good street to lay in or something.

[nosymalone-deactivated20130624]

I’m glad you did. I, on the other hand, don’t think it’s physically possible for me to feel any sort of entertainment. 

[markfuckingharris-blog]

That's why I love you, you little fucker. Glad that my little elf hermit doesn't find anything entertaining.

[nosymalone-deactivated20130624]

Jesus fuckin’ Christ, Mark. Stop, I’m deeply worried. 

[markfuckingharris-blog]

Well... I had fun yesterday. It's been a while since I've had fun.