pearl

[markiplierthereal]

wdym cory has a girlfriend. google pls be lying nnonoonononoon *rips off my foreskin with my teeth and plays with it*

[markiplierthereal]

i want my first time to be w another virgin but at the same time what if hes fucking shit at it and doesnt look exactly like chris o neil

[markiplierthereal]

daddy doesnt count daddy FUCKS.

do u think he spits in it before he rams it in

[jompijo]

quick cringe doodle

[markiplierthereal]

sorry guys he was buying me more birth control gomen gomennn

[see-what-sticks]

i'm at soup

[theshittlergiggler]

eddsworld scene redraw

[carcassprincess]

[markiplierthereal]

do not watch the first five seconds of super slumber party if you dont want to jizz in your jorts

[markiplierthereal]

i dont even like jschlatt like dat rn but my profile looks so gorg i cannot stand to change it </3

[mydicksmells]

had a moment of weakness seeing this posted

[dearwalker]

New Eddie content? In this economy?? 😭

[mydicksmells]

Oh my go d.

[markiplierthereal]

my beautiful husband who i need to put me in a mating press

[markiplierthereal]

dave phantomarcade brown pls take me far away from this place

[rawme-life]

OH MY GOD I NEEEED TO RIDE HIM UNTIL HES SHOOTING BLANKS PLEASEEEEE

[bunnie-online]

going absolutely insane thinking about his pretty hands on my hips, digging into the flesh

i- i need to consume him.

[schlattslambo]

if you know, you know

#thickbitches4schlatt

[cwutiepwie]

age gap so big we scare the motel receptionist when you bring me in at midnight