dream no more

all my apes gone.

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[metalbatteryzone]

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[heneryque]

the little monkey

[heneryque]

battle of light

[sharpjawlinex]

haiiii i miss ri so bad.. [wip]

[harsh-noise]

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

fell for the oldest trick in the book

[ophilosoraptoro]

[severeprincesheep]

It's on the wikipedia page that literal sea people attacked out of nowhere?

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Never doubt my shitposts again

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[mrhealyourgirl]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.