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At least there would be one impressive dick featured in this conversation.
If you're going to give advice don't disguise it as sarcasm because it might trigger events that are beyond your control that prove unforgiv
Silliness for insomniacs afraid of their bed.
We used to revere the literary genius of a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens. Now what passes for entertainment is a group of twenty somethings sat around a pool going shut up and oh my god.
What if we all had to spend 30 seconds to consider our thoughts before we spoke. Would we still say the words that first came into our head?
What if we all had to spend 30 seconds to consider our thoughts before we spoke. Would we still say the words that first came into our head?
Does any woman ever fall for that crap? Maybe if she's equally as pissed at the time maybe? That or as shallow as a puddle after a morning's rain.
A moment for reflection, a chance for growth. Do you embrace the path to redemption or are you cursed to repeat your mistakes?
To remember the boy you once were can be a painful reminder, to recognise you're still not the man you aspire to be even worse.
A man in a beekeeper's hat mows a lawn. Proof if ever needed you've never really seen it all
Taken from a collection of observations across 2024
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from 2024
A man walks down the road sporting a kilt and a hi viz vest. It's an interesting look
Taken from a collection of observations across 2022 and 2023
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from 2022 and 2023
On a pavement someone has scribbled in what appears to be black charcoal FUCK OF in big letters. Proof if ever was needed the education system is failing.
Taken from a collection of observations in June 2025
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from June 2025
A red biro lays crushed in the road. Whilst the pen is mightier than the sword it's not mightier than the car wheel
Taken from a collection of observations from May 2025
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from May 2025
A young teenage girl does two cartwheels across an empty road in the dark and finishes with a celebration dance, albeit as to why exactly is anyone's guess
Taken from a collection of observations from April 2025
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from April 2025
A young muntjac bounces out from the garden of the police station. Released with a caution?
Taken from a collection of observations in March 2025
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from March 2025
A Postman walks in shorts between houses. On the back of his left calf numerous tattoo's on of which is of a hand giving the middle finger. You didn't see that on Postman Pat.
Taken from a collection of observations in February 2025
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from February 2025
A dog stalks something in a tree, possibly a squirrel as a woman up the hill desperately calls out its name "Hunter, HUNTER!" Nominative Determinism in all its ironic glory
Taken from a collection of observations in January of 2025.
A series of everyday observations retold in my own words from January 2025
"You should avoid following anyone on Twitter who has a pinned tweet at the top of their profile which is more than three months old."
No race on earth apologises quite like the British. One train journey, one entangled set of headphones. What could go wrong ... Or right?
No race on earth apologises quite like the British. One train journey, one entangled set of headphones. What could go wrong ... Or right?
He pictured her in his mind as a monochrome vignette from a 1950s Hollywood movie.
Our favourite dating protagonist is back in the latest of our series of her search for love
Our favourite dating protagonist is back in the latest of our series of her search for love
Somehow despite the temperature of an Egyptian summer touching close to 40°C he felt his scrotum pull tightly around his balls as if they were now cupped in the giant hand.
Two men of different cultures sit at a table. As east meets west who will blink first and sacrifice most to get what they want from the exch
Two men of different cultures sit at a table. As east meets west who will blink first and sacrifice most to get what they want from the exchange?
A red rose lays on the path, a few plucked petals scattered around - she loves me not.
One of those annoying posts where I ramble on about what the world looks like through my eyes and try do it in a clever witty way. This one does come with photographic evidence in case you ever think he's making this shit up.
"For a few seconds you're the most important person in my world even if you're a stranger."
Difficult things need to be said. Women need to be heard. Men sadly all too often are not equipped to listen. I'll not lie this I'm sure will make uncomfortable reading blessed with a Y chromosome. Mind you those blessed with an X might ask what would you know. You'll only know if you read it.
"Even Hollywood doesn't try to sell you a movie about Childhood Sweethearts."
Advice disguised as a make believe interview. Because no one wants to take advice from an old man, especially not this silly old sod.