Mark The Toast

[jknowl3m]

Joe Fresh | No Brand | Triptych x 2 | EG Collections

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[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

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I broke my glasses because I laughed too hard at this

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and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

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that’s not in the recipe

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SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE

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Welp… We’re now at an all time low—I was kinda wondering how long it was gonna take, lol 😂

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I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[william-snekspeare]

Some of you were curious about the honey process

Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.

Some Vocabulary:

This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.

I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.

The Process:

First, we start with the frame of honey.

Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)

So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.

(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)

Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)

And YA CRANK IT

And the honey sp i n s

Honey GO

H O N  E  Y

The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!

Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…

Pour it in a jar…

and VOILA!

Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA

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@markthetoast

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me getting paid: i need to conserve this and plan a budget

me a day later: guess who just bought a new jacket

you: it's summer

me: summarize these nuts

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[kittendrool]

i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”

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Too much pepa for yo salt

[setheverman]

i need friends

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*FRIES

[setheverman]

when you were feeling Emotional but realize the emotion was just hunger

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An inconvenience store

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Sell peanut butter and the lid but not the jar

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Instead of salt and pepper, use cinnamon and paprika 

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With a little bit of cilantro

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@anexcellentsourceofvitamind The man, the myth, the legend

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Ayyyyy

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Who's the douche in the green shirt?