galactic ponchos

star wars / queer media prequel defense squad pro-jedi

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[osterby]

Welcome!

[aquariumpacific]

she doesn’t have tentacles, she has trophies ⚽️🐙🏆

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[gingik]

[skopostheorie]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[stonelionhearts]

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

[mandarintheactor]

Found this on Pinterest,

Still true.

[ashstfu]

2026 !!!!!!!!!!!

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[obaewankenope]

Peek-a-hooooo

[markwatnae]

i've unfortunately picked a field where burnout is normalized and basically encouraged and that scares me as i'm wrestling with possible medical issues cropping up suddenly

[valtsv]

oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map

[ladyshinga]

i will forever stand up for this site even on other sites. i got ur back, @gandalfshonkintiddies

[ladyshinga]

oh thank god that's not a real person i just tagged

[gandalfshonkintiddies]

They are now

[ladyshinga]