but the parasites in me want to write

He/him Andrew

[marlboroonice]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard 

“Do not. Think up a solution. Make it fucking quick.”

Neil bangs his head against the floor but doesn’t try to get up again. The air feels heavy and Neil’s cock is right there, straining against the fabric of his shorts, just waiting for Andrew to grind his own against his.

But Andrew won’t, but he won’t get up either. He considers pushing past the pet peeve that is starting to become a pet peeve to have said pet peeve.

Then Neil reaches up and slides the bandana off his head.

Or: Andrew comes back with cigarettes, cocoa, and an orange fox-print bandana. One thing leads to another before their night practice.

[marlboroonice]

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru 

“How does that feel?” Satoru asked.

Suguru’s brows furrowed. “What?”

Satoru flicked his fingers toward the glowing sphere, its eerie light casting sharp shadows across their faces beneath the darkening sky. “That.”

“Like I’m swallowing a slightly squishy baseball,” he said flatly.

Satoru nodded, though there was something unreadable in his expression. “Can I feel it as it goes down?”

Or: When Satoru starts excorising the curses that Suguru needs faster than his followers can get to them, it’s obvious he’s looking for attention. Suguru pays a visit to the man he hasn’t seen in years, less out of strategy, more because of an offhanded comment they made as teenagers.

[marlboroonice]

Tgr spoilers!!

NOT ENOUGH TALK ABOUT THESE FOUR IN THEIR OWN BOOK?? like wdym his fav color is based off his friends and coach. Like Jeremy’s eye color??? If jerejean has no fans I’m dead

[nyabas]

he sure looooooves holding jeremy’s chin

[solemnswearings]

ok i’m excited for a lot of things, but can we talk about more jean playing exy? cuz when they were scrimmaging in tsc and he just like—pulled jeremey forward, grabbed the ball, and casually flicked it to the other side if the court one handed?? with a heavy?? like I WANT MORE JEAN PLAYING EXY!! PLEASE HE IS A PRODIGY! LET HIM SHINE!!!

[marlboroonice]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 20/50 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

EXCERPT FROM RECENT CHAPTER:

“Barty had one from last year, and he left it for me. Mines in the wash,” Regulus explains. “And I absolutely cannot wear that back to the dorms or anywhere outside of bed.” He raises a brow, clearly daring James to comment further.

That’s funny because all he can do is try to swallow for a good five seconds. “You wear it to bed?”

Regulus looks at him sharply. “Is that a problem?”

James shakes his head, shrugging. “No.” God, God, God. “ I just assumed you wore something posh. Like a matching set of black silk pajamas.”

Regulus huffs, slinging his bag over his shoulder. “I sleep like everyone else.”

“What does that even mean?”

“What do you wear to bed?” Regulus shoots back, then grimaces, clearly regretting the question.

James needs to shut the fuck up. “Just some joggers or boxers,” he says, and his ears feel a little hot for no reason. He wears it around other people, who cares?

Regulus rubs his forehead, shaking his head, and then looks back at him incredulously. “You don’t wear a friend’s shirt to bed? You know, when it’s just laying around so you pick it up.”

James waves a hand over his chest and shoulders. “Well…” he starts, opening and closing his mouth. He needs to shut the fuck up. “They don’t usually fit up here. Little tight. I just go shirtless.”

And then they’re staring at each other and he starts to conjure up a satisfying image of him tearing the skin off his bones. How had they even gotten on this topic? Why the hell did he have to comment about Regulus’s shirts every single time he sees them?

“Right,” Regulus finally says, clearing his throat. “I need to go.”

[marlboroonice]

EXCERPT FROM RECENT CHAPTER: 

“Potter,” Regulus’s voice carries across the Lake from a few yards away, arms out and waiting expectantly.

“Regulus just caught sight of the Snitch and is going after it. He’s gone right through here.” He points at the space beside him and tosses the Quaffle, grinning from ear to ear in anticipation. “Better get moving.”

Regulus doesn’t waste a second. He darts down the length of the Lake, his broom slicing cleanly through the air as the water ripples beneath him in his wake. Just as he closes in, James adjusts his position, shifting to the side at the last second. As expected, Regulus reacts instinctively, executing the Corkscrew maneuver James had taught him weeks earlier—a tight, twisting dive that lets him slip into the empty space James vacates.

But James isn’t done testing him. As Regulus pulls out of the maneuver, preparing to regain momentum, James surges to the other side and slams his shoulder into Regulus’s side. The impact nearly sends Regulus careening off his broom and into the icy water below.

“Fuck—!” Regulus lets out an aborted shout, his arms flailing as he struggles to steady himself. James grabs him around the waist just in time, hauling him upright before gravity can claim him.

“Steady on,” James quips, keeping the both of them steady with practiced ease. “Nice try. Regulus Black just caught the Snitch and won the match for his house—imagine a Bludger to the head right about now.” He clicks his tongue theatrically. “Ouch.”

“Fuck you,” Regulus clings to James’s shirt with one hand, his grip desperate. His other hand is locked around the broomstick, knuckles bone-white.

James laughs, leaning in close. “And I have a name.” He lets Regulus go with a gentle shove, grinning as the boy huffs indignantly. “Again,” he commands, gesturing for Regulus to reset.

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EXCERPT FROM RECENT CHAPTER: 

Marlene claps her hands together, grinning at the awkward tableau. “Alright, but seriously—what are you even arguing about?”

Mary steps forward from behind Remus, rolling her eyes. “We got out of Herbology, and Sirius knocked over their plant.”

The reaction is immediate: groans, sighs, and the universal sound of why are we even surprised? James rubs his forehead like he’s suddenly aged ten years. Sirius throws his hands up, indignant. Sirius has always been loose limbs and all boy—playful no matter how old he gets. Sirius has broken more than just a plant in his years, whether it be intentional or unintentional. Yet another thing James is still trying to figure out about Sirius.

“That was our baby,” Caradoc says, nostrils flaring. Benjy pats his back like he’s consoling a grieving widow.

“We’d been raising it since last year,” Benjy adds.

“Merlin, give me strength,” Marlene mutters under her breath.

“I already apologized!” Sirius snaps, looking betrayed when James gives him a pointed look.

Caradoc turns to the rest of them. “He said, ‘my bad, son.’”

“With a shrug,” Benjy adds, shaking his head.

James pinches the bridge of his nose. How does he keep getting dragged into these situations? He’s standing in the middle of the corridor, trying to mediate a peace treaty over a plant. A plant.

[marlboroonice]

Chapters: 7/50 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier Summary:

James takes a step closer, the water in the bucket sloshing. Regulus shifts back, eyeing James wearily. “I can,” he asserts firmly. “Hate me all you want. You don’t even have to trust me. But I can promise you no one will find out. Think of it as a quid pro quo.”

Regulus’s mouth twists. “And I'll ask you once again, why the hell should I help you?”

“Simple,” James says with a smirk. “Because I’m worth the risk.”

Or: James Potter and Regulus Black teach each other Potions, Quidditch, and the art of honesty.

[marlboroonice]

I just fell to my knees and clutched my heart. SHE? 12 (TWELVE) LIKES?

[marlboroonice]

Chapters: 3/50 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Minor or Background Relationship(s), until... - Relationship Summary:

James takes a step closer, the water in the bucket sloshing. Regulus shifts back, eyeing James wearily. “I can,” he asserts firmly. “Hate me all you want. You don’t even have to trust me. But I can promise you no one will find out. Think of it as a quid pro quo.”

Regulus’s mouth twists. “And I ask you once again, why the hell should I help you?”

“Simple,” James says with a smirk. “Because I’m worth the risk.”

Or: James Potter and Regulus Black teach each other Potions, Quidditch, and the art of honesty.

[denkit0ri]

he's so silly I can't omg

[vir7ues]

the most annoying person you know is about to start their annual re-reading of the raven cycle

[aymmidumps]

Jeremy and Jean are living inside my head and I don't care that they don't pay rent (working on some redesigns for these two)

[marlboroonice]

Jeremy Knox has and wears fluffy Hello Kitty pajama pants. Hopefully Jean never changes in the dark and wonders why the pants he’s wearing feel a bit too short…

[exoexid]

pleeeeeeease not jeremy acting all interested when he sees that jean has a photo of renee on his desk and saying ''oh! she's cute!'' when he actually dgaf just for jean to look at him and say "you like men. 🤨" and jeremy responding with "yeah, and you do too tf 🫵"

[marlboroonice]

Thinking about rereading tsc because I obviously like pain and suffering