She hits like Ecstasy

Irish + Gryffindor + Sour Sixteen

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

ofphilosophies:

      “ah, i don’t think you understand what short means in your current state of mind, marls, ‘cause that answer you just gave me is anything but. though if you’re sure that you’ll be just fine without my ever so careful care, i guess i’ll join you.”

“Well I could have gone on much longer. I’m never fine, that’s why it’s so easy to hang out with me! Like my scale goes from not okay to has someone called the authorities and emergency services let’s be honest. Okay so what you do, you tender little birdie is mix this with juice..you might want more juice.”

[theotherbletchley-blog]

“Wasn’t insulting.. Alright, sure. Perfectly acceptable speed. Of course.”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“Ah! So glad you agree. Aren’t you having loads and loads of fun?”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

ofphilosophies:

      “that your attempt on trying to teach me philosophy, mckinnon? ‘cause i’m not buying it. you are drunk, so quit trying to be philosophical on me. you know i’m the king of that. and anyway, if i joined you, who’d be looking out for you through the night?”

“Aw yes the all knowing, all powerful,  Edward of the mind. Smarty McSmart Smart man. Well see the short answer of that is, that I am almost an adult therefore do not need looking after and if you continue to babysit me your wrinkles are going to become more pronounced love. And then no one will have you and you’ll  become a spinster.”

[mucdonald1]

“Marleneeeee! It certainly isn’t! What’re you drinking, then?”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“Gin. It used to have juice in it... but I think I cancelled it out with my superb pouring skills. You have some serious catching up to do Marsbar.” 

[mcybedaisy-deactivated20170419]

“I think you’ve got the wrong Black,                  McKinnon.”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“I was trying to be friendly, Black. Just figured you’d like a drink, like every other person in the hall.”

[theotherbletchley-blog]

“Maybe you should slow down?“

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“Oi , I don’t go around insulting you so shush it Badge. I’m going a perfectly acceptable speed!” 

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

glendachittvck:

—- glenda gasped. “but i love candy floss, and i’m  w e a k  for sweet drinks. what are you TRYING to say, marlene?” she asked jokily, laughing. 

“I’m not a big fan of sweets, I prefer tart. Just fix the ratio and you’ll be golden lovey, but we can’t have me sipping giggle juice while you’re sittin there sober can we?”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

mudbloodxravenclaw:

“Are you sure? I don’t want to be a bother”

“Positive, I would of told you to feck off if I didn’t want you ‘round.” 

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

indirapatil:

“Did the punch get spiked already?”

“Possibly? Im not quite sure, I don’t spike punch as a matter of principles. I drink from my own cup, its very very rude to force other people to drink alcohol. What if their allergic to sulfates and I traded the punch for wine? Boom, dead.”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

ofphilosophies:

      “darling, hm? are you drunk already, mckinnon?”

“Maybe possibly, you know I think drunken..ness could just be a state of mind. Maybe we are all truly sober but have told ourselves we could be altered by magical liquid..or maybe I’m just drunk. You going to join in the festivities or are you just gonna watch me all night?” 

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

glendachittvck:

—- “joie de VIVRE. as you wish, ma petite fleur,” glenda agreed and waltzed over. “tell me, what are we drinking, then?” 

“We are drinking Gin! Because if you pour it into the punch it tastes a little less like a bowl of water candy  floss.” 

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“Well come join me Darling! It’s no fun drinking alone at a time like this!”

[pandora-corner]

“Thanks, Marlene. You clean up really well too! I like what you’re wearing and especially what you’ve done with your hair.”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“Thanks Corner. I can’t resist a good party, especially for one that calls for such pretty things. You havin’ a good time?”

[pandora-corner]

“I am not very sure, but I think I look alright for a ball.”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“You look smashing! Honestly you’ll have everyone on your tail in six minutes flat.”

[wnq-music]

…Swallow your pride, you will not die, it’s not poison.

Bob Dylan, “Tombstone Blues,” Highway 61 Revisited  (via artymiiss)

[mcybedaisy-deactivated20170419]

“If you could just not be here right now,                        That’d be lovely.”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“Well as much as I’d love to make you comfortable, I kind of need to study....soo...” 

[achillxsselwyn-blog]

“What exactly do you expect me to do with this piece of information?”

[marlene-mckitten-blog]

“Well I was hoping you were going to do something. I don’t talk to hear the sound of my own voice. Give me sympathy or say there’s a dragon in the dungeon, You look smart i’m sure you can figure i out. “