Unnaturally Obsessed

marli/24/co/ she/her 

[moldavite]

what is your favourite shape?

whatever's going on inside red cabbage like. i see god in this thing

[marlimoocow]

Okay VIKTOR

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[windowgaze-blog]

[rave-lord-nito]

Visit Original Link

[angst-god]

wait for it, i promise it’s worth it

[cherryhomo]

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

[cherryhomo]

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

[homoz]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

No offense but there's a she wolf in your closet let it out so it can breathe

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[wave-vapor]

[ripe]

fuzzyfawnwildlife on ig

[pukicho]

Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing

[sappingmyscenttree]

cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes

what do you want them to do, fucking taxes?

[pukicho]

You mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, I deeply respect them as my friends

[africant]

[catchymemes]

[slimchocolatebeauty]

😂😂😭🤣why.

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I hate whoever did this 🤣😂🤣😂

[marlimoocow]

Just feeling okay

[itsmieille]

[marlimoocow]

Last week i had one of the most degrading phone calls with a guy who “liked” me and now I’m finally getting over it, but damn..... dudes suck lol