Marlene McKinnon

@marlz-mckinnon

Quidditch = life Baddest bitch in Hogwarts

66 posts

what’s up, bitches

Pronouns: she/her

sexuality: Pansexual

likes: my friends, sports, guitar solos, nail polish

dislikes: pureblood fascists, racists, bigots, arseholes

people I know:

lily- @miss-lily-evans-potter (my lovely best friend)

james- @prongspotter-s (sports lunatic)

sirius- @blacksheepoftheblackfamily (male carbon copy of me)

remus- @moony-lupin-rjl (my favorite marauder)

peter - @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l (best chess player in all history)

pandora- @sunshine-and-rosiers (lovely dove)

hestia - @hestia-farida-jones (mysterious, I like her)

bellatrix- @bellatrix-carina-black (horrifying. I don’t like her)

barty - @fartybartyjunior (insane bitch)

snape- @bitterandbruisedsev (arse)

narcissa- @cissa-swans (Sirius’s cousin equally as terrifying as her sister)

regulus - @little-star-regulus (Sirius’s little brother. Perhaps a sickly Victorian boy)

mary - @marylicious (my love, my life, my dear)

(Ooc under the cut)

#marauders fandom #marauders #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards from the seventies #marauders rp #marauders era #the marauders #mauraders #marauders roleplay #marlene mckinnon

gorgeous-golden-gilderoy

Hey guys!

I wrote a wonderful, excellent, totally brilliant play.

It's a thrilling murder mystery, starring ✨me✨ as the brilliant detective, and you- yes, you- could be one of my costars.

Auditions in the great hall on Saturday! This project is headmaster-approved, by the way!!

@miss-lily-evans-potter @bellatrix-carina-black @fartybartyjunior @cissa-swans @marylicious @hestia-farida-jones @marlz-mckinnon @sunshine-and-rosiers @little-star-regulus @prongspotter-s @xenophilius-the-strange @bitterandbruisedsev @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

( @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , please tell me you'd consider playing the love interest... )

Mary my love please do this with meeeee @marylicious

#marlene mckinnon rp

why are these fruits the best thing ive ever watched.

@moony-lupin-rjl @prongspotter-s @blacksheepoftheblackfamily @marlz-mckinnon @miss-lily-evans-potter @the-better-evans @marylicious @bellatrix-carina-black @cissa-swans @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy @xenophilius-the-strange @sunshine-and-rosiers @dorcas-loves-the-sea @little-star-regulus @fartybartyjunior @hestia-farida-jones @bitterandbruisedsev

I want these as earrings ✨

#marlene mckinnon rp

hogwarts-hot-gossip

so are Barty and Evan still together? i haven't seen them around in forever

Well, maybe they just want so privacy, but I think they are.

Love, A

@sunshine-and-rosiers @blacksheepoftheblackfamily @fartybartyjunior @prongspotter-s @bitterandbruisedsev @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l @acelovesremuslupin @marlz-mckinnon @cissa-swans @miss-lily-evans-potter @bellatrix-carina-black @moony-lupin-rjl @hestia-farida-jones @little-star-regulus @marylicious

fartybartyjunior

barty and evan are, in fact, still together. we can start fucking more publicly if people want more reminders!

that was fabulously delivered 👏👏👏

#marlene mckinnon rp

the-truth-about-hogwarts

Hello? Is anybody there?

Good day, sweethearts,

I do not have the time nor the energy nor the motivation to deal with you bitches. I give up. Y'all are way too fucking gullible. Jesus fucking Christ.

Yes, OBVIOUSLY, there's somebody THERE. What, do you think I'm some bot? No. I'm a real life person, who struggles to motivate herself to do most of the things she does on this godforsaken website.

Yours truly, Z

@moony-lupin-rjl

@sunshine-and-rosiers

@prongspotter-s

@hestia-farida-jones

@w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l

@cissa-swans

@marlz-mckinnon

@little-star-regulus

@miss-lily-evans-potter

@fartybartyjunior

@marylicious

@bitterandbruisedsev

@bellatrix-carina-black

@blacksheepoftheblackfamily

@acelovesremuslupin

@gorgeous-golden-gilderoy

@xenophilius-the-strange

she… that narrows it down…

#marlene mckinnon rp

who wants one?

@moony-lupin-rjl @prongspotter-s @blacksheepoftheblackfamily @marlz-mckinnon @miss-lily-evans-potter @the-better-evans @marylicious @bellatrix-carina-black @cissa-swans @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy @xenophilius-the-strange @sunshine-and-rosiers @dorcas-loves-the-sea @little-star-regulus @fartybartyjunior @hestia-farida-jones @bitterandbruisedsev

Holy shit, Pettigrew where the fuck did you get all that?? (I’ll take seven ty)

i got them from the ASDA thats a few miles away from the school.

Might I ask… why?

science. im gonna smash a few

funnnn you should drop them on people from the school roof (lowkey let me join)

#marlene mckinnon rp

who wants one?

@moony-lupin-rjl @prongspotter-s @blacksheepoftheblackfamily @marlz-mckinnon @miss-lily-evans-potter @the-better-evans @marylicious @bellatrix-carina-black @cissa-swans @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy @xenophilius-the-strange @sunshine-and-rosiers @dorcas-loves-the-sea @little-star-regulus @fartybartyjunior @hestia-farida-jones @bitterandbruisedsev

Holy shit, Pettigrew where the fuck did you get all that?? (I’ll take seven ty)

i got them from the ASDA thats a few miles away from the school.

Might I ask… why?

#marlene mckinnon rp

who wants one?

@moony-lupin-rjl @prongspotter-s @blacksheepoftheblackfamily @marlz-mckinnon @miss-lily-evans-potter @the-better-evans @marylicious @bellatrix-carina-black @cissa-swans @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy @xenophilius-the-strange @sunshine-and-rosiers @dorcas-loves-the-sea @little-star-regulus @fartybartyjunior @hestia-farida-jones @bitterandbruisedsev

Holy shit, Pettigrew where the fuck did you get all that?? (I’ll take seven ty)

#marlene mckinnon rp

bitterandbruisedsev

I'm getting worried

This is not normal

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @marlz-mckinnon , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @dorcas-loves-the-sea , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

fucking genius

#marlene mckinnon rp

What are we going to do about the gossip accounts?

Figure out who they are and confront them?

Let them continue spreading rumors?

Voting ended onMay 23, 2025

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

#marlene mckinnon rp

guys. Are we giving up on t tying to guess who these gossip accounts are? A, Z, and Stern? I feel like we should look in to this further. Who’s with me?

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @marlz-mckinnon , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

We definitely should be wary of them, but they haven’t done any harm to me, or much harm at all honestly

but did you see what they were saying about Sirius and Barty??

No I didnt? What happened, in all honesty I haven’t checked any of the blogs, classes and exams, takes up most of my time, You’d probably know that better then anyone.

ooc: I’m so serious that’s why I haven’t been active bc I’ve been so busy 😭

yeah… Slughorn is the worst when it comes to wanting to have a life. This anon was saying all this shit about Barty and Sirius cheating in their partners. Like to every gossip account. It was rancid to watch.

I’d be sick if I was them, they love their partners and it shows, a lot, and their both very open about it as well.

yeah exactly. These gossip accounts arent doing anything inherently bad, but what they’re doing isn’t a good thing. We have to figure out who they are.

#marlene mckinnon rp

guys. Are we giving up on t tying to guess who these gossip accounts are? A, Z, and Stern? I feel like we should look in to this further. Who’s with me?

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @marlz-mckinnon , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

We definitely should be wary of them, but they haven’t done any harm to me, or much harm at all honestly

but did you see what they were saying about Sirius and Barty??

No I didnt? What happened, in all honesty I haven’t checked any of the blogs, classes and exams, takes up most of my time, You’d probably know that better then anyone.

ooc: I’m so serious that’s why I haven’t been active bc I’ve been so busy 😭

yeah… Slughorn is the worst when it comes to wanting to have a life. This anon was saying all this shit about Barty and Sirius cheating in their partners. Like to every gossip account. It was rancid to watch.

#marlene mckinnon rp

guys. Are we giving up on t tying to guess who these gossip accounts are? A, Z, and Stern? I feel like we should look in to this further. Who’s with me?

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @marlz-mckinnon , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

have we ruled out middle names or no? because if not then i have an idea for who A can be.

pretty sure Sirius had some ideas…

@theblacksheepoftheblackfamily

#marlene mckinnon rp

guys. Are we giving up on t tying to guess who these gossip accounts are? A, Z, and Stern? I feel like we should look in to this further. Who’s with me?

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @marlz-mckinnon , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

We definitely should be wary of them, but they haven’t done any harm to me, or much harm at all honestly

but did you see what they were saying about Sirius and Barty??

#marlene mckinnon rp

guys. Are we giving up on t tying to guess who these gossip accounts are? A, Z, and Stern? I feel like we should look in to this further. Who’s with me?

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @marlz-mckinnon , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

#marlene mckinnon rp

You can put lipstick on a crow, and he'd look even more hideous.

Greetings

Haha...

I appreciate your perspectives; however, I must express my disapproval of any negative remarks directed towards my esteemed test subjects. Such comments are inappropriate. While I acknowledge that Snape may possess a certain attractiveness, perhaps some style guidance from Black could enhance his appearance further. Maybe the chop of some hair?

Nevertheless, I maintain that maturity is essential in our discussions. I kindly ask that we refrain from engaging in this manner going forward. Thank you for your understanding.

Get lost~

( @miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @marlz-mckinnon , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily )

may I be of some assistance?

@bitterandbruisedsev

#marlene mckinnon rp

blacksheepoftheblackfamily

I feel very called out here.

Don't be exposing me like that!!

#marlene mckinnon rp

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