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Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

percymustdie67

why are you always targeting lils and snape

The way that I literally said I'm a completely different person...but if you're asking why Stern won't shut up about them, ask her when she gets back (⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^⁠)⁠ﾉ

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

sunshine-and-rosiers

Shut the fuck up. Lily and Sev are amazing together, even I of all people can see that. Gods, I miss Stern already.

Oh waaahhh wahhhh...who cares about what the loopy one has to say?

Didn't you have a massive crush on Evans? If only you were braver...your girl here wouldn't be put through such emotional neglect! Oh my~ how depwessing (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

sunshine-and-rosiers

Okay, darling. Firstly, I'm not loopy in any way, shape or form, I'm just smart and you're just jealous. And yes, I did have a massive crush on her. And I told her. And she didn't feel the same way, and that's fine by me, it's her fucking decision. And even with that history, I still think she and Snape are adorable together, which says something. So how about you stop being an attention-seeking bitch and find something actually productive to do with your time, asshole.

If only you were braver, and wouldn't be anonymous, then I could point out all the reasons why you suck even more easily. But no, you're an anonymous coward. Oh my~ how depwessing (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

Wow, using my way of speech because you couldn't come up with anything original...is everyone here uncreative? I'm not attention-seeking either. If I'm attention seeking for doing this as I was asked, then take that insult up to the big girl herself, Stern.

I would fucking love to be anywhere else but here, but the money is good and I enjoy pissing people off. Don't get so sensitive about it (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)!?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

No matter how you feel about me, you shouldn't say shit about Evans and Snape.

You and the other gossip blogs purposely write stuff to make the people you're writing about doubt themselves and their relationships. You cause and create issues that don't actually exist. And it pisses the rest of us off. The shit Stern tried to start with me and Barty, because we were friends? Annoying, un called for, and fucked up the friendship we were starting to have.

We're just tired of you all.

...

You done?

yeah. just leave them be.

SsiiGHHHH

Okay. If Stern says that you guys need a longer break, then suuureeeee! Don't expect the whole world to bow to you just because of that moving display of concern, it doesn't affect me at all!

You can be around and gossip about stuff.

Just don't be harmful and try and breakup relationships. There's other gossip that exists that you can talk about.

Ugh, like what?

Dumbledore was seen with a guy from the school board who has a wife and kids? Orrr, the fact that the school is trying to take away taco Tuesdays and replace it with the whitest block of casserole I've ever seen?

The Taco Tuesday one.

And then people wonder why I don't eat the school lunch.

It was genuinely depressing to find out. What the hell do they mean... casserole? Who likes CASSEROLE? It's the most bland, uninteresting, and basic meal. At least the tacos have flavor.

The tacos taste like broken dreams and unrequited crushes.

With flavor.

Exactly why I said it had flavor

I love to feast on people's issues, like. Hello? My job? Right there above you? YUMMY

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

No matter how you feel about me, you shouldn't say shit about Evans and Snape.

You and the other gossip blogs purposely write stuff to make the people you're writing about doubt themselves and their relationships. You cause and create issues that don't actually exist. And it pisses the rest of us off. The shit Stern tried to start with me and Barty, because we were friends? Annoying, un called for, and fucked up the friendship we were starting to have.

We're just tired of you all.

...

You done?

yeah. just leave them be.

SsiiGHHHH

Okay. If Stern says that you guys need a longer break, then suuureeeee! Don't expect the whole world to bow to you just because of that moving display of concern, it doesn't affect me at all!

You can be around and gossip about stuff.

Just don't be harmful and try and breakup relationships. There's other gossip that exists that you can talk about.

Ugh, like what?

Dumbledore was seen with a guy from the school board who has a wife and kids? Orrr, the fact that the school is trying to take away taco Tuesdays and replace it with the whitest block of casserole I've ever seen?

The Taco Tuesday one.

And then people wonder why I don't eat the school lunch.

It was genuinely depressing to find out. What the hell do they mean... casserole? Who likes CASSEROLE? It's the most bland, uninteresting, and basic meal. At least the tacos have flavor.

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

No matter how you feel about me, you shouldn't say shit about Evans and Snape.

You and the other gossip blogs purposely write stuff to make the people you're writing about doubt themselves and their relationships. You cause and create issues that don't actually exist. And it pisses the rest of us off. The shit Stern tried to start with me and Barty, because we were friends? Annoying, un called for, and fucked up the friendship we were starting to have.

We're just tired of you all.

...

You done?

yeah. just leave them be.

SsiiGHHHH

Okay. If Stern says that you guys need a longer break, then suuureeeee! Don't expect the whole world to bow to you just because of that moving display of concern, it doesn't affect me at all!

You can be around and gossip about stuff.

Just don't be harmful and try and breakup relationships. There's other gossip that exists that you can talk about.

Ugh, like what?

Dumbledore was seen with a guy from the school board who has a wife and kids? Orrr, the fact that the school is trying to take away taco Tuesdays and replace it with the whitest block of casserole I've ever seen?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

No matter how you feel about me, you shouldn't say shit about Evans and Snape.

You and the other gossip blogs purposely write stuff to make the people you're writing about doubt themselves and their relationships. You cause and create issues that don't actually exist. And it pisses the rest of us off. The shit Stern tried to start with me and Barty, because we were friends? Annoying, un called for, and fucked up the friendship we were starting to have.

We're just tired of you all.

...

You done?

yeah. just leave them be.

SsiiGHHHH

Okay. If Stern says that you guys need a longer break, then suuureeeee! Don't expect the whole world to bow to you just because of that moving display of concern, it doesn't affect me at all!

Literally nobody asked for you to be here anyway.

Incorrect! Stern asked me. I didn't want to be here, it's already boring as hell. You're all tasteless, it's almost painful

So are you, don't act like you're somehow superior because some other annoying bitch asked you to be here. That's one person against a very large amount of other people.

But I can act like I'm superior because someone told me to be here! Why not? And it's one person whom you don't know against a very large number of other people. Love the enthusiasm though

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

Point still stands:

Bottom Remus when.

When's Remus's turn to forget his own name???

Let bro forget about being a werewolf for once.

Remus Lupin being a bottom when?!

You....need to go read some fanfic. There's something seriously wrong with you girlie. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

No.

Ugh...

Why do you intimidate me? Shit, whatever. Just ask your friend or something in private, gosh!

No.

I'm putting my thoughts on full blast.

Pffbt— WEIRDOS! YOU'RE ALL WEIRDOSSS!! HOW DOES STERN TOLERATE YOU PEOPLE?!

ugHH (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

I like Z more than you.

They're more fun.

Okayyy??? Like...

Okay? Opinions matter I guess? Wtf are you telling ME for? Idc :|

Because I like seeing you pretend you aren't pissed off.

There's no pretending, sorry...I don't know who you are and you don't know who I am... therefore there is no reason for me to care.

Thanks?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

No matter how you feel about me, you shouldn't say shit about Evans and Snape.

You and the other gossip blogs purposely write stuff to make the people you're writing about doubt themselves and their relationships. You cause and create issues that don't actually exist. And it pisses the rest of us off. The shit Stern tried to start with me and Barty, because we were friends? Annoying, un called for, and fucked up the friendship we were starting to have.

We're just tired of you all.

...

You done?

yeah. just leave them be.

SsiiGHHHH

Okay. If Stern says that you guys need a longer break, then suuureeeee! Don't expect the whole world to bow to you just because of that moving display of concern, it doesn't affect me at all!

Literally nobody asked for you to be here anyway.

Incorrect! Stern asked me. I didn't want to be here, it's already boring as hell. You're all tasteless, it's almost painful

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

Point still stands:

Bottom Remus when.

When's Remus's turn to forget his own name???

Let bro forget about being a werewolf for once.

Remus Lupin being a bottom when?!

You....need to go read some fanfic. There's something seriously wrong with you girlie. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

No.

Ugh...

Why do you intimidate me? Shit, whatever. Just ask your friend or something in private, gosh!

No.

I'm putting my thoughts on full blast.

Pffbt— WEIRDOS! YOU'RE ALL WEIRDOSSS!! HOW DOES STERN TOLERATE YOU PEOPLE?!

ugHH (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

I like Z more than you.

They're more fun.

Okayyy??? Like...

Okay? Opinions matter I guess? Wtf are you telling ME for? Idc :|

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

No matter how you feel about me, you shouldn't say shit about Evans and Snape.

You and the other gossip blogs purposely write stuff to make the people you're writing about doubt themselves and their relationships. You cause and create issues that don't actually exist. And it pisses the rest of us off. The shit Stern tried to start with me and Barty, because we were friends? Annoying, un called for, and fucked up the friendship we were starting to have.

We're just tired of you all.

...

You done?

yeah. just leave them be.

#it does affect her #she folded

SsiiGHHHH

Okay. If Stern says that you guys need a longer break, then suuureeeee! Don't expect the whole world to bow to you just because of that moving display of concern, it doesn't affect me at all!

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

Point still stands:

Bottom Remus when.

When's Remus's turn to forget his own name???

Let bro forget about being a werewolf for once.

Remus Lupin being a bottom when?!

You....need to go read some fanfic. There's something seriously wrong with you girlie. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

No.

Ugh...

Why do you intimidate me? Shit, whatever. Just ask your friend or something in private, gosh!

@hestia-farida-jones @moony-lupin-rjl

I will confirm that Remus does bottom. Often.

Oh I am so deleting this post.

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

Point still stands:

Bottom Remus when.

When's Remus's turn to forget his own name???

Let bro forget about being a werewolf for once.

Remus Lupin being a bottom when?!

You....need to go read some fanfic. There's something seriously wrong with you girlie. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

No.

Ugh...

Why do you intimidate me? Shit, whatever. Just ask your friend or something in private, gosh!

No.

I'm putting my thoughts on full blast.

Pffbt— WEIRDOS! YOU'RE ALL WEIRDOSSS!! HOW DOES STERN TOLERATE YOU PEOPLE?!

ugHH (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

No matter how you feel about me, you shouldn't say shit about Evans and Snape.

You and the other gossip blogs purposely write stuff to make the people you're writing about doubt themselves and their relationships. You cause and create issues that don't actually exist. And it pisses the rest of us off. The shit Stern tried to start with me and Barty, because we were friends? Annoying, un called for, and fucked up the friendship we were starting to have.

We're just tired of you all.

...

You done?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

Point still stands:

Bottom Remus when.

When's Remus's turn to forget his own name???

Let bro forget about being a werewolf for once.

Remus Lupin being a bottom when?!

You....need to go read some fanfic. There's something seriously wrong with you girlie. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

No.

Ugh...

Why do you intimidate me? Shit, whatever. Just ask your friend or something in private, gosh!

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

Point still stands:

Bottom Remus when.

When's Remus's turn to forget his own name???

Let bro forget about being a werewolf for once.

Remus Lupin being a bottom when?!

You....need to go read some fanfic. There's something seriously wrong with you girlie. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

Literally fuck off. Leave them be.

Ewwuuuuh...

Stern shouldn't be allowing rich snow sniffers to comment. Jeezus where is the class here? This isn't a bar, find somewhere else to perch (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

..... What the actual fuck did you just call me?

Exactly what you are!! XD

Gosh, I know you aren't blind, it's quite easy to understand. But if you need a little breakdown, lemme be your guest, kay? Snow sniffer is my funny and cute little way of calling people who sniff cocaine...ahem...your people, I'm guessing. Or if not, then...druggie?

Okay, sure. But, uh- Why do you think I give an actual fuck about what you think?

At least I only act crazy when I'm high. You're constantly saying crazy and stupid shit, because there is nothing going on in there.

Oh em geez, what nerve did I hit? It's not about what I think, it's about the reality. Reality says you're useless and unloved by your own parents, and it also says that you fill that big, beautiful gap in your heart with drugs, even while knowing it might hurt you and the people around you.

And, Black, this is my job. I'm meant to stir drama and amplify boring things. Read a dictionary or something instead of hopping on your boyfriend's dick. Yuuuucky.

I'm careful. With both the drugs and the sex. You have no right to attack me on either of those things.