YOUR HONOR SHE WILL NEVER BE BALLIN’

welcome to my little autistic hellscape. i'm marley (or evie) and i am 21 years old (YEAH!) and autistic (WOO!) i love eddsworld, half life, and various other things. voted fruitmesa most controversial 1993. proshippers can SUCK MY NUTS and DIE!

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[jujutsukisen]

Malevolent shrine returns to its king in a shower of black sparks

[rin4a]

[hinamie]

The meaning of my birth, the reason I can't die I wonder if I'll find them someday

[marzipan0-0]

Shame

[bish0ps]

I gotta get the hell out of this dungeon

[crow--teeth]

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

[glimmah]

[meltesh28]

anyone remember this vine

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

[peridotglimmer]

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Epicurious Expeditions

Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽‍💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration

[sukuaeheddo]

jam holding hands romantically

[magnetica003]

[timsutton]

Do you think the operator is actively homophobic or just generally ambivalent to sexuality?

i would have said the latter but i'm trying to imagine what "the operator being actively homophobic" would look like and now im just picturing him lurking in the background of westboro baptist church protest photos

[maybemire]

more tosposting

[dogpuppy]

[marmallows]

mfw entry 84