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people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

rockoflove-deactivated20231006

I’m finally free from the chains of customer service

#NICE

greelin

don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it

actorharry-blog

memingfulthings-deactivated2017

skinny jeans are not over, i will never go back to wearing bootcut, fuck bootcut jeans what the fuck do you do with all that space near your ankles

maurypovichofficial-deactivated

the thing i hate that boys do is they act like they are trying to get to know you for a couple days when really they just trying to fuck but they don’t want to give you the satisfaction of being right about them from the start so they ask you about your life goals and shit but then slip in the sexual talk at the exact moment. i don’t think boys know how damaging that is to people who have trouble opening up

kushandwizdom

I deserve the world, so I’m going to give it to myself.

(via thisboythatgirl)

tootsieboy-deactivated20171122

you gotta remind yourself to move on with ya’ damn life and focus on yourself

raiikyuu-deactivated20150724

me: *is replaced* me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)

jose-t-deactivated20180301

the older I get the more I realize the value of privacy, of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in. You can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life.