[effortlesswaste]

“Date someone who begs to go down on you.”

— (via misakimei666)

[craves]

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

[marmoosa]

You ever think about how easy it’d be to slip from this world under anesthesia with marijuana in your system

Nah me either I’m only lowkey suicidal today

[riverwindphotography]

[animatedamerican]

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

[forgetmcnotts]

Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-

[partialbirthabortion]

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

[randomslasher]

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

[won-der-land89]

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

[tygermama]

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

[madmaudlingoes]

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

[hypnictwitch]

Galaxy brain: all women have suppressed magic inside them waiting to be unleashed

[litt1edeath]

Kay I still want to talk about Michael over here doing this damn tongue thing bc I’m snatched

[sapphistt]

some things never change…

(credit: twitter @sweetlilyrabe)

[booby-baby]

Danny DeVito responds to his shrine

[deadparent]

im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset

[senseitive]

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

all m&m commercials are actually random scenes from an underground fetish film we’re not strong enough handle

[theviscosity]

Not all thoughts need to be shared

[threesideddream]

[squid-ink-fettuccine-deactivate]

Its only been like a day… yall niggas work fast

[threesideddream]

lmao theirs isn’t even funny