Journey to Planet Buttchulon

Sunny. 28. They/She/He. I've found myself here once again.

[sonicapproves]

Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross

no I reclaimed it I’ve died before

[bug-slappy]

[thethreemustyfears]

Ladies and gentlemen, Gay Blade

[funnytwittertweets]

[red-mercer]

Will never get over the fact that the creator of Johnny Bravo is on the record as saying Johnny Bravo lays mad pipe but his successes aren't funny

[smbc-comics]

[definitelynotplanetfall]

[sorun-var-deactivated20221025]

Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival villa that was built in Twickenham, London 1749

[smute]

came across this sentence today and now i know what he meant

(x)

[catasters]

[kaijuno]

Girl no not your shark coochie board

[gayweedanimal]

[kiboou]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd6YkGBBFut/

[camestela]

Memories with grandpa / recuerdos con el abuelo

[doujinshi]

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

[brokenribs]

[plush-size-cutie]

[spoopling]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

[hold-the-duck-up]

[last-2-laugh]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Top tier

[jurassicsunsets]

One of my favourite geology facts is this: These diagrams are a lie.

The mantle isn’t yellow. Nor is it orange, or red, or brown, or gray, or black.

The earth’s mantle is made up largely of peridotite.

The earth’s mantle is lime green.

[damienthepious]

……… mint chocklet chip

[unboundedbydeath]

I’m bi and a witch you could say I’m a

Bitch

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

y’all ever buy a 3-wick winter candy apple candle at bath and body works just to flex on angela from wisconsin?