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When my husband's ex shows up in my suggested friends feed on Facebook

When ANY attractive man, other than your husband, pays you a compliment.

When my husband tells me he's going to start doing more housework.

When my husband asks me why I love brunch so much.

When my friends ask me how married life is going.

When he asks if I finished the bottle of wine all by myself.

When he asks "Hey honey.. where did you put my.."

When you learn that you'll probably poop while giving birth.

Immediately after agreeing to host Thanksgiving.

When my husband realizes marriage means FOREVER.

When I gracefully lose an argument.

When I gracefully win an argument.

When the first sentence out of his mouth is "When's dinner gonna be ready?"

When I'm dieting and he brings home takeout as a romantic gesture.

When asked why we haven't given them any grandchildren yet.

When my husband asks me why he's gaining weight.

About two seconds into a stay at the inlaws .

Married and Drinking