Pardon me, my hyperbole is showing.

34, trans/enby, they/them. Everything is awful and I do what I want.

[johndohp]

It's the ✨little things✨ that make cat ownership extra special 😌 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cps2DioJ9pU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

[insomniac-arrest]

Off-Brand World Landmarks

Great Pyramids, but they’re the Bass Pro Shop in Tennessee

Eiffel Tower, but it’s the cowboy version in Paris Texas

London’s Tower Bridge, but it’s the replica in Suzhou China (it has twice as many towers lol)

The Statue of Liberty, but she’s in Spain and one-uping by holding TWO torches, damn

The Taj Mahal but it’s in Bangladesh and it’s pink and like, I’m sorry, but like, really cute

The Great Sphinx, but it’s in China and also Iron Man is there

[insomniac-arrest]

(tags by @peachfolk​)

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[konoko]

[important-animal-images]

[rylandsgrace]

#It’s about breaking the circle of abuse and being better than him

[johndohp]

🥺🥺🥺 the dads we all deserve

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[intjint]

ITS BACK

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[arsuf]

ENDLING  -  Extinction is Forever (2022)

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[bbcwhereareyou]

The Invisible Hand of Your Mom wiping your butt for you so you can pretend like you’re having Important Man Thoughts

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

This makes me think about how Emily Dickinson was writing her poems and suffering from chronic depression but still somehow found time to contribute to the housekeeping and do all the baking and look after her sick mother. The Brontes sisters too still had to run the house for their elderly father and addict brother (who by all accounts did nothing and slept most of the day) while writing their poems and novels. Women writers have never enjoyed this privilege. . 

[beardedmrbean]

[squeakitties]

obsessed with this post because it forced me to pronounce “meatballs” in a way i never would have before. meæãt balls

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[comradeyaoi]

im not even joking rn this fucking painting made me start uncontrollably sobbing. Do you know how long it took to paint? How expensive it was? The cat was content for hours and so loved that the girl held him there and paid for him to be painted with her. Imagine having such a bond… imagine being so loved and loving so much back…

[comradeyaoi]

Apparently this is almost a genre of painting. Its human nature to love and cradle cats …. And the bond these cats and their people have. To sit together for hours to get a painting to attempt to immortalize the love you two shared

[die-rosastrasse]

Let me show you these charming paintings by a French artist Léon Comerre! I like to think these ladies were like "me and my kitty look so cute together, we must get a portrait made of us so that everyone knows how we love each other" 💕

(Also, having matching ribbons with your cat is the loveliest idea ever 🎀)

[english-history-trip]

Meanwhile, I'm a fan of this Gainsborough, where, if you squint, you can see the outline of a furious cat who was not about to be in this portrait:

[themightyglamazon]

me yelling at my friends “TAKE A PICTURE OF US” every time my cat gets in my lap and we snuggle

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

“I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me” is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[captain-snark]

the best part is the line is “i guess i would scream too-ie”

[ivywing]

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[antique-scarecrow]

saving this for the next time someone innocently asks me what tumblr is

[tiktoksgay]

[fablepaint]

more of this please

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE