Married To Netflix

Haley. I can't live without Netflix. "Did you say it?.. 'I love you.., I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it?... Make a plan.. Set a goal.. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[counterstrikedaily]

[loop-zoop]

i want this to replace the john cena jokes

[dream-site]

Happy Holidays from ABC Studios

[fuckyeaharminarlert]

アルミンちゃん by たしまるくん

[stanwalkerofficial]

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

[soapboxradiopop-blog]

we joke but this is an actual thing

[lovehigher]

[palomaxread-deactivated20191210]

me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy* me: *drinks alcohol*

[dayssgetbrighter-deactivated202]

my hobbies include crying at tv episodes i’ve already seen

[shejla24]

im deleting my life

[nqthqn-blog]

ordering pizza

[so-super-fucking-fit-blog]

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

[johnnywooh]

[lupusadlunam]

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

[naturalmomma-deactivated2015092]

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Seriously, ballet was originally invented by prostitutes, and now look, it’s a fine art with no sexual stigma. Respect art in whatever form it comes.

[skeletal-stoner]

pole dancing is beautiful.

[peacelovefairytales-deactivated]

Reblogging for the bold part.

[chanel-and-louboutins]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

hair game level magical girl

[sector-v]

this is angelic

[gaymccarrol]

hair game stronger than anime protagonist

[roti-mami]

That is so cute!

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

So who gonna be the one to do fanart of this.

[illzies-reblobz-blog]

[daylilydrive]

Reblogging because tumblr never knows when to quit and in this instance, it is a thing of beauty.

[weloveshortvideos]

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

u can tell hes seen too much shit to fall victim to vine prankster assholes

[oatscarwilde-deactivated2024022]

smuggest smirk in the world

[ruinedchildhood]

[lordheck-deactivated20150926]

[xj9kin-deactivated20150425]

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

[its-a-joke-mkay]

Dude it’s from spongebob

[biologizeable]

My brother just started in a geology program this year, and one of the presents I’m wrapping for him is just a rock. Literally just a rock in a fancy bag and I am laughing so goddamn hard I can’t wait until tomorrow morning holy hell

[biologizeable]

Update: brother likes rock more than any other present, & is carrying it around all day

[perspectiv8]

california be like: