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[vickicore]

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

[bellygangstaboo]

As a news station it is VERY unprofessional to block someone because they call you out on your blatant lies and discrimination

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

[ellisif-deactivated20200620]

fucking yikes lol

[honeybeelily]

[handsometruth]

[reverseracism]

After I saw this post I quickly checked the out business out! Such a beautiful idea. They have my support.

The Website: https://puzzlehuddle.com

Puzzle Huddle

Puzzle Huddle offers a wide range of jigsaw puzzles for kids and toddlers. Kids puzzles can be used as a tool to support the development of

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AN AWESOME DAD!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[slugradio-blog]

i was trying to make a gif but then i combined it with the other one i was working on by mistake and this was the result

[dulect]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[eridone]

i once accidentally said “oh worm” in response to something at a family gathering and my uncle thought it was fucking hilarious and now he comments on everything i post with things like this

[biggaylion]

The old and new merge together to form unfathomable power

[powerfulwizard]

do people really think their “make american gay again” hats are worth everyone thinking they’re a white supremacist from far away

[powerfulwizard]

Considering the influence of Milo Yiannopolous and Blaire White within the alt-right, and there are in fact, many other white gays besides them who actually support Trump, I don’t think its actually appropriate for white LGBT people to wear that slogan in the first place.

[powerfulwizard]

Don’t forget that being LGBT doesn’t make you incapable of white supremacy.

[andymorin]

[venomtots]

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

[venomtots]

All of you are so valid

[thehauntingofomashu]

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

[the-memedaddy]

[homoluigi]

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

[iridepigs]

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

[ambris]

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

[ultrafacts]

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[absorr]

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

[wizardshark]

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

[scp4165]

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

[lifeofdavo]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[cosrnos]

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

[tenoko1]

I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.

[mirthalia]

Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)

There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”

[durnesque-esque]

[thenamelessdoll]

Alice from “Alice In Wonderland” with short hair! ;D

Short Hair Animated Ladies: 1 , 2  , 3

[baby-fish-mouth-deactivated2017]

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

[onceiwashere]

i learned and practiced the most basic python commands in lab today and just now, emboldened by frail new wings like Icarus before me, i made a short text-based game which asks “Are you going to the store, honeybundles?” and if you say ‘yes’ or any variant it responds “Don’t forget to pick up the weekly Cum, sweetheart! I love you!” but if you say anything else it responds “I’m fucking your half-brother” 

[onceiwashere]

exclusive gameplay footage