Today I learned:
Full grown adults can still act like high schoolers! Hooray -___-
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Today I learned:
Full grown adults can still act like high schoolers! Hooray -___-
Hey Tumblr its been awhile.Since the porn has been removed, Iāve forgotten what this site is for :PĀ
Anyway, exhausted.
This year, this fucking school year, is the absolute worst year of my life. I'm not overexaggerating. Fuck.
The Old Jacket (Bulat Okudzhava)
Iāve worn my jacket far too long, Itās getting shabbier and frailer. And so I take it to a tailor To see if something can be done. I tell him, āNow itās up to you To remedy the situation. The magic art of alteration Should make my life as good as new.ā It was a joke ā but he takes on The task with single-minded passion, Bringing my jacket up to fashion As best he can. The funny man. He trims and sews without a word, With such meticulous precision, As if upon a sacred mission To have my happiness restored. He thinks Iāll try the jacket on, And then ā the clouds will part above me, And Iāll believe that you still love me. Well, think again. The funny man.
(this isnāt mine but I love this poem)
its gonna happen. again.Ā Ā Ā
wait for it.
Life is irony.
The universe works in mysterious ways.
Fuck. This week is horrible.
Save everyone's poor soul from depression due to the lack of sunlight and general life shit.
Please hang in there people.
i miss everyone.Ā
Dems won the House! :D
Happy news during a slew of shitty news. Hopefully it goes uphill from here.
I love you, pumpkin
And I was there for you When you were lonely I was there when you were bad I was there when you were sad Now itās my time of need Iām thinking, do I have to plead to get you by my side?
Thereās definitely something wrong with me.
Iām a cuckoo.
Alia Shawkat for Nylon magazine, July 2015 issue.
Total girlcrush. Shes the best.
I feel like going with my gut feeling on my major decisions may not be the best idea. My gut has been nothing but trouble for me in the past year.Ā But, what else can I do?
Hereās a hint, Iām rarely on Tumblr unless things arenāt going well.Ā
Ok, am I the ONLY person who hates Post Modern Jukebox? Like yes, they are great singers. But like....they ruin the song!! They focus so much on being true to the time period they are trying to copy that they take meaning out of the song. Songs that have raw emotions are completely ruined and go over peopleās heads because itĀ āsounds niceā but the words become totally meaningless. Some of the covers are great, but there are only a few I can stand to listen to. Then, some middle aged people, who hate modern music are like...oh my gosh I couldnāt stand this song before but now its great! Cool....so you like 50s style big band music....just go listen to it, because Creep by Radiohead is not a big band song, and neither is Say It Aināt So by Weezer.Ā
All Iām sayinā is....thereās a right way to cover songs and a wrong way. And they suck at it. I canāt believe they are actually touring the country and have concerts. This is coming from someone that loves swing music and lots of old-timey stuff, so.
#unpopularopinion #sorrynotsorry
Omg Chris Thile (swoon). Heās the best. He is somehow able to make covers of songs that sound better than the original. Also check out his Radiohead covers. Yes, Radiohead. I swear he is a genius.Ā
Iām only 27, I feel like I shouldnāt be having a mid-life crisis right now. But hey, itās kinda happening.....
HalpMe.