Not a Knight Yet

Mars (He/Xem) • 20 y/o Trans knight in service of his evil sorcerer • Comic artist, Animator, Birder

[marsfunction]

Holdup babe I'm losing my grasp on reality be with you in a sec

[marsfunction]

What if you were a wizard and I was your knight and you kissed me with tongue. And we were both boys.

[n-hospital]

cruel and unusual torture ideas

- spending an entire day look at your old photos

- having a sincere conversation with your mother about your relationship

- 7 months in a psych ward

- five years of stagnancy, self loathing, and repeating the exact same mistakes all the time. one day you're in your car and you realize it's time for your to get it together and fix your life, for real this time. you immediately get into a car crash but it takes you until help arrives to die

- talking to an old man during the entirety of a long train ride

- trying to figure out where it all went wrong with your ex

[marsfunction]

Who up thinking theyrr undesserving of love

[pavora-art]

Performing holy rites ✨

[marsfunction]

I love looking at the t4t horny yearning posts and feel superior because I have a boyfriend

[marsfunction]

I told my bf I have a critter addiction and he said it's calls autism

[marsfunction]

Going mad with self loathing over expectations no one has but me

[turning-n-into-random-pokemon]

Hear me out...Natural Harmonia Gorebyss.

[marsfunction]

Some people don't have inner motivation. Some people need rewards

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

they're going to be animating me cheaper from now on

[pyrlspite]

character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

[twistedkate-deactivated20180308]

character: *is actually 100% evil*

The Internet: defense squad uwu

[zagaspect]

character: *is actually, truly, for once 100% good*

The Internet: um actually in issue 9374 page 297 line 2 they said something that the villain also said way back in issue 27, so sorry sweaty but they’re actually a bad guy

[mystical-flute]

Reblogging for the last one.

[queenmera]

#character 1 is a white woman #character 2 is a white man #character 3 is a poc

[pangur-and-grim]

anyway, if anyone wants to read this actual book

[marsfunction]

Yeah I'm a sub. Subaquatic. Blop blop

[marsfunction]

If they made Subnautica based in the real world it would be much scarier because those creatures are real and want to hurt you

[marsfunction]

I'm the ceo of Coldplay (not the band)

[n-hospital]

showing up to the first day of art school with a black turtleneck, duster, and big dangly earrings the way birds carefully groom their feathers before trying to attract mates

[n-hospital]

LOL BUDDY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

[marsfunction]

What can I say it worked