Stan Marsh!

"Man, I'm up to something..." Independent & selective Stan Marsh from South Park!

[marshing-on]

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[marshing-on]

Hi 👉👈 I needed a bit of a break for personal reasons but I want to try being active on my blogs again. 😤

Info dump for character statuses below. Just felt like I should have an IC reason why everyone has been gone as well. 👀

Stan - Went out of state to volunteer for a few weeks at an animal rescue. Hes back now!

Firkle - Has been in Denver for most of his free time trying to deal with his parents and getting his shit back. Unreachable since his parents cut him out of their phone plan. Finally has service again thanks to Clyde and Pete.

Damien - Been busy in Hell with ‘princely duties’, whatever that means. He seems tired.

Token - Studying! Probably spent spring break on vacation with his family. Has been keeping his distance since the Tweek incident.

Clyde - Filming videos for his channel and celebrating hitting a million subs.

[thoughtkick]

“My first thought in the morning is always you.”

— (via perfectfeelings)

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

@tweek-bros-coffee @kyleybitchlovski @marshing-on

[jadethirwall-deactivated2022052]

why are all of y'all like 5'3. whatcha doin down there

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

@marshing-on @tweek-bros-coffee

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

[ Incoming Call ]

@marshing-on

[marshing-on]

An obnoxious mooing ringtone and buzzing pulled Stan from his nap. He’d been skirting the line between oblivion and listening to the documentary about board games while ‘resting his eyes’. A hand fumbled in search for the phone as he rolled onto his side, fingertips finally brushing against the plastic of his case after the third ring. 

Pressing accept and putting it on speaker, he glimpsed the caller ID before dramatically collapsing back onto the couch. One palm pressed into his eyes to rub the sleep from them, trying to pull himself back into the world of the living.  

“Hmm, yeah? Sup dude?”

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

Craig didn't want to talk. He didn't want to admit that this was really happening. That his realty was crashing down around him and he could do nothing but helplessly watch it crumble around him. " H-h-hey Stan...um... " He fought the tears that lingered in his eyes. He had promised himself he wouldn't cry while on call but he was struggling. " Sorry I, um...I-I'm really s-sorry I need help.. " Tears ran down his cheeks, Craig unable to hold them back any longer.

[marshing-on]

Craig’s shaky voice had Stan up, instantly awake. “Hey, everything good?” He gingerly offered so the other wouldn’t feel like he was imposing by calling to ask for help. His voice had dipped soft and low, a gentle rumble reserved for situations like these. It wasn’t often he’d let genuine concern drip from his tone, he was more the ‘nothing mattered’ meme guy but... now and again he couldn’t help it. One of the few times he could remember letting himself fall into this comfort mode was when one of his cows struggled giving birth.

“You don’t have to apologize, dude, I’m here. What’s wrong? How can I help?” Was it really wise to involve him? The guy who got into trouble constantly without asking for it? Craig must’ve been desperate if he was calling him. Who’d willingly rely on a depressed alcoholic? 

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

[ Incoming Call ]

@marshing-on

[marshing-on]

An obnoxious mooing ringtone and buzzing pulled Stan from his nap. He’d been skirting the line between oblivion and listening to the documentary about board games while ‘resting his eyes’. A hand fumbled in search for the phone as he rolled onto his side, fingertips finally brushing against the plastic of his case after the third ring. 

Pressing accept and putting it on speaker, he glimpsed the caller ID before dramatically collapsing back onto the couch. One palm pressed into his eyes to rub the sleep from them, trying to pull himself back into the world of the living.  

“Hmm, yeah? Sup dude?”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sorry but we are no longer accepting applications to join our toxic polycule. please wait 9-10 business weeks until one of us has been voted out through trial of competitive strip jenga matches

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

@kyleybitchlovski @marshing-on @tweek-bros-coffee

[marshing-on]

didnt expect to wake up this morning and be called a himbo by ua. life comes at you fast

[marshing-on]

@cigarette-tainted-death

[Text to: p-diddy] hey punk

[Text to: p-diddy] i forgot to ask u last night when u came over to see the chicks

[Text to: p-diddy] u remember how i told u i was doing gigs at bars sometimes? i think u said u would play with me if i did it again

[Text to: p-diddy] u down? Its at a bar in denver bc i don’t want anyone from sp there. fuck that

[Text to: p-diddy] we could make a short trip of it tho if u want. see some denver haunts or w/e

[Text to: p-diddy] heard the Croke-Patterson Mansion is a sick haunted place to check out and its a bed n breakfast :)

[Text to: p-diddy]

[evilmemelia]

[Text to: Farm Bitch] your dumb ass is spending a night alone with me and you think you can get away with making me look at country music song titles.

[Text to: Farm Bitch] i was reminded keith urban exists ill fucking kill you

[Text to: Farm Bitch] that’s a good name but it’s not good enough to let you live.

[Text to: Farm Bitch] thnx i’ll start running through them. want to practice later?

[marshing-on]

[Text to: p-diddy] you’re* 😎 (pls i know this wrong but stans being a smartass ok mwuah)

[Text to: p-diddy] also sounds like a u prob tbh. shouldn’t have trusted me bitch

[Text to: p-diddy] don’t threaten me with a good time. u can try to kill me but all my vitals are out of ur reach 5’8” mousey boy

[Text to: p-diddy] they might not even let u into the bar in denver bc ur so short so make sure u bring ur ID :)

[Text to: p-diddy] ok cool cool

[Text to: p-diddy] yeah I’m down to practice later. I get off work @ 5. don’t forget ur cowboy hat & boots pardner yee yee

[marshing-on]

@cigarette-tainted-death

[Text to: p-diddy] hey punk

[Text to: p-diddy] i forgot to ask u last night when u came over to see the chicks

[Text to: p-diddy] u remember how i told u i was doing gigs at bars sometimes? i think u said u would play with me if i did it again

[Text to: p-diddy] u down? Its at a bar in denver bc i don’t want anyone from sp there. fuck that

[Text to: p-diddy] we could make a short trip of it tho if u want. see some denver haunts or w/e

[Text to: p-diddy] heard the Croke-Patterson Mansion is a sick haunted place to check out and its a bed n breakfast :)

[Text to: p-diddy]

[evilmemelia]

[Text to: Farm Bitch] shit serious?

[Text to: Farm Bitch] that’d be sick. sure i’m in.

[Text to: Farm Bitch] what’s your set list?

[Text to: Farm Bitch] i’m not playing country music i’ll twist your fucking windpipe

[marshing-on]

[Text to: p-diddy] fuck yeah

[Text to: p-diddy] ill send u the songs i typically play

[ attachment: list of top 20 country songs of 2020 ]

[Text to: p-diddy] whaaat u won’t?? damn so maybe this won’t work out ):

[Text to: p-diddy] i was gonna call us the brokeback mountaineers yeehaw....

[Text to: p-diddy] jk :) heres the real shit

[ attachments: set list with songs / generes and a few sound clips ]

[marshing-on]

@cigarette-tainted-death

[Text to: p-diddy] hey punk

[Text to: p-diddy] i forgot to ask u last night when u came over to see the chicks

[Text to: p-diddy] u remember how i told u i was doing gigs at bars sometimes? i think u said u would play with me if i did it again

[Text to: p-diddy] u down? Its at a bar in denver bc i don’t want anyone from sp there. fuck that

[Text to: p-diddy] we could make a short trip of it tho if u want. see some denver haunts or w/e

[Text to: p-diddy] heard the Croke-Patterson Mansion is a sick haunted place to check out and its a bed n breakfast :)

[Text to: p-diddy]

[marshing-on]

kyleybitchlovski​:

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] it should count as an unfair advantage when you know I can’t say no to you for long

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] fine, I’ll take damn nap

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] but only because you’ll be here and it’s easier to sleep with you around, jerk ❤️

[Text to: SBF 💚] good

[Text to: SBF 💚] ... wait a minute

[Text to: SBF 💚] are u saying im boring enough to fall asleep around? dude thats fucked.... rly hurting my feelings huh...

[Text to: SBF 💚] im gonna need u to nap for at least a good 8 hrs to make up for it

[Text to: SBF 💚] also a kiss or three

[Text to: SBF 💚] also if ur not tired i have ways of making u tired js 😎

[Text to: SBF 💚] i could fuck u into bed

[Text to: SBF 💚] oops meant tuck 😏 my b

[marshing-on]

are the funky ladies friendly?

generally yeah. they have a sixth sense for punks. im not liable if they peck u. if u offer them feed or mealworms tho thats a diff story. 

one time they pecked pete and then later that day he called me a punk ass bitch. coincidence? i think not. they’re clucking bs detectors. 

[marshing-on]

Chicken nuggets sound good right now... [looks at the funky ladies]

I’ve got some shotgun bullets with ur name on it if u come near my funky ladies. seen countless eps of murder mysteries so I'm pretty confident I could hide ur body and get away with it.

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] Hey Cow 💙

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] So you're fucking fiance won't go the fuck to sleep and apparently he hasn't slept in like two days

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] I know how Tweek gets when he hasn't slept in a while so I was wondering if you could help Kyle out? I'm honestly really concerned about him

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] Anyway I guess I love you or something 💙 and I hope you're doing okay. Wanna hang out tomorrow?

@marshing-on

[marshing-on]

[Text to: daddy ducker] hey duck

[Text to: daddy ducker] he what? oh .... people think hes smart but he isnt. don’t tell him i said that lol. love that idiot but he doesnt have any self preservation

[Text to: daddy ducker] ill go see him and make him go night night

[Text to: daddy ducker] can’t resist these tiddy pillows u kno im what saying?

[Text to: daddy ducker] thanks tho its sweet of u to be concerned abt ky

[Text to: daddy ducker] ya I’m doin abt the same as always. I see ur as gay as ever 💙👌

[Text to: daddy ducker] we should hang tho it would be fun. I was going to txt you bc some kid dropped off their guinea pigs for me to rehome like a week ago. pretty cute [ images attached of Stan taking selfies on the floor with a couple guinea pigs ]

[archivedwatchingredracereveryday]

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] My lips are sealed 😉 Yeah I'm starting to notice that. Yknow I have chloroform if you need it, don't think you will though. I can't imagine anyone having trouble falling asleep with you beside them 💙

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] Thanks dude, don't want him to end up like Tweek and hallucinating at 5 AM smh

[DELETED] Oh yeah I know 😏

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] Eh, just looking out for a sorta friend

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] Yes despite my father's many attempts I've remained a flamboyant as ever. Might start painting my body rainbow, who knows?

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] Guinea pigs????!!!!!! Can I come over and see them???? I mean, not right now because it's like 3 AM but soon?

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] Awww they're so cute

[txt to My Cow 💙🐮💙] I mean you, not the guinea pigs 💙 though I guess they're kinda cute. Still nothing compared to you

[marshing-on]

[Text to: daddy ducker] lol thanks for the offer but if i tried to chloroform the guy who watches true crime religiously he’d spend the 5 minutes it takes to work telling me why im an idiot for using it bc it takes 5 minutes to work

[Text to: daddy ducker] its nice of u either way tbh

[Text to: daddy ducker] oho if u need someone to paint ur back lmk. 

[Text to: daddy ducker] hell yea guinea pigs dude. u can come over later to see em yeah

[Text to: daddy ducker] .. woah now craigory. thats kinda smooth. now im hoping u will let me paint on u fr. maybe ill let u paint on me 😎 gimme some craig masterpieces on my back

[marshing-on]

@kyleybitchlovski

[Text to: SBF 💚] so a little birdie of the gay duck variety told me someone hasnt slept in 2 days

[Text to: SBF 💚] u kno who he might be talking abt? hmmm 🤔

[Text to: SBF 💚] anyway coming over for nap time so get ready bitch

[peachykniight]

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] goddammit

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] craig you fuckin' snitch

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] baaabe, I can't sleep yet, I have work I gotta finish 😩

[marshing-on]

[Text to: SBF 💚] hes a fuckin snitch but idc

[Text to: SBF 💚] i also dont care if u have work to do

[Text to: SBF 💚] these tiddy say otherwise

[Text to: SBF 💚] its sleep time gingersnap

[Text to: SBF 💚] im coming over so find a stopping point 😏

[Text to: SBF 💚] be there in 15

[marshing-on]

When it gets painful I'll take all I can endure Fuck, arе we fighting for? The year's alrеady gone

No amount of time Will change the way I feel inside And no amount of tears Will wash away all of my fears