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Due to the increase of toxic views on efficincy in our fatal stages of modern-day capitalism souring my vocabulary for words like "excuse" or "break", I will now solely be referring to days off as "Unavoidable Medicle procedure notices" and mandatory break time often seen as "laziness"as a "*soft pause*".
Oh to be a custodian, woefully and tiredly looking upon the hamster-worthy mess of paper-punch dots scattered beneath the rolly chair of an Important Directer of Business™.
Me, naively sitting down for lunch break:
Me: I'll just hop on Pintrest for a few minutes while my food cools down, and--...
My coworker, slamming a bottle of sparkling water in front of me, with the expression of dissapointment™ when I squeak like a depressed rubber chicken: Marshmallow, break is over.
Me, looking up from a picture of a dog in a tiara: Wut..?
Izuku Throwing (Rightful) Shade
No One- ...
Shoto- *slurping cold soba*
Izuku to Endeavor- “And the Academy Award for pretending to care, goes to.. *claps his hands and points at Enji* This piece of shit-!”
What Izuku Should Have Said to Stain..
Izuku- So let me get this straight.. *deep inhale*
Tenya- ...
Shoto- ...
Stain- ...
Izuku- *absolutely f***ing loosing it* You've got this whole f***ing speal about being a true hero and not being one for selfish, immoral reasons- which is VALID-
Shoto- *slow inhale* Here we go..
Izuku- BUT THEN YOU DECIDE TO INVALIDATE YOUR F***ING MESSAGE BY TURNING THEM INTO MARTYRS-
Tenya- Midoriya, lang-
Shoto- *shoving a hand over Iida’s mouth* Sshhhhhhh.. let it happen..
Izuku- ARE YOU F***ING STUPID-?! YOU SUPPOSEDLY HAVE SOME REALLY GOOD DIRT ON THESE B******S AND YOURE LETTING THEM OFF EASY-?!
Stain- *mildly offended* Now wait-
Izuku- *still steaming* DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THE MESSAGE YOU'RE SENDING TO THE POINT THAT YOU ARE RALLYING THE PUBLIC AGAINST YOU-?!
Stain- *absolutely speechless*
Shoto- *grim nodding*
Stain- ...
Tenya- ...
Izuku- I DONT THINK YOUR MESSAGE IS STUPID BUT YOUR EXECUTION SURE AS S*** IS-!!!
Tenya- *complicated geometry expression*
Shoto- *calm resignation*
Stain-... *so lost* I.. I don't..
Spying™ Shigaraki- *peering through a pair of crappy binoculars with his pinkies out* *kinda pissed Izuku didn't yell at HIM like that during USJ* *whispers* Stupid Stain, taking MY rival's attention away from ME...
Shoto- *coughs lightly* Not to interupt, but Endeavour will be here soon.
Izuku- *no hesitation and 0 chill* Endeavour can choke on a dildo.
Tenya- *face to the ground, energy gone* I regret everything..
If zombies ever begin to walk the earth and I must fulfill the long-awaited fantasy of becoming an a** kicking zombie unaliver, I want to get a horse and name it Cola.
It will be big, brown, and preferably very assertive.
When someone inevitably asks after the name, as one does with large, assertive animal, in a zombie apocalypse, I will give it.
"His name is Cola."
"Oh, like Coka Cola, that's cool-"
"Cola is Portuguese for glue."
"W-.. What?"