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thatsthat24

The Little Mermaid: Shorter Version 🦀

vallikesgivinghugs

Did I need this?

Yes. Yes I did.

tastefullyoffensive

newjaxxcity

i hate each one of these kids individually and in alphabetical order.

thjslove

#same

straihgt-deactivated20160308

when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs

marshmallow1999-blog

@delxxdel

moonemojii

flopkween

me

uhrair-blog

i want my rats to grow up with positive role models. so we watched ratatouille together. gravy was really into it.

meme4u

superbatmance

impulsivegiraffe

i want to play this game

tallestsilver

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

kargrub

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

WE TRIED IT AS WELL

SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

jadeitemaster-deactivated201612

Fire can not kill a dragon

hellyeahthomassanders

Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders

alphaxalfa-blog

When you’re in a horror movie and hear that music

raychjackson

“back up two feet” Lmaoooooo😭😭

dianagraysonstucky-deactivated2

Bucky automatic reflex: MUST PROTECT STEVE!

Steve automatic reflex: MUST PROTECT BUCKY!

anakinskvwalkcr

theslaybymic

hufflepuffandtea-deactivated202

the hero we didn’t ask for, but truly deserve.

me, using a ouija board: A... L... I... V... E...

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it's alive????

me: idk i'll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

krinkshaming-deactivated2017021

willcub-deactivated20180521

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.

moonblossom

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

animal-factbook

Cats cheeks, unlike human cheeks, maintain a large amount of fat even after infancy and into adulthood. This is because the fat insulates the face and gives additional thermal protection to its head.