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Once Upon A Pancakes

[mechanicalriddle]

nothing cuter than a cat reaching out to very gently bother you with a paw

[8rujaa]

wish my hair grew little flowers on its own how neat would that be

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[mothurs]

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

[5by5brittana]

Wlw culture

[bunney]

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

[hitmewithcute]

[iridessence]

I’M SCREAMING this was SO rude

[watchinguwithoutme]

Just looked up my symptoms on WebMD & turns out I just need to lay gently in the cold dark earth

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

I bet you do like tits you little bitch

well of course i do but what the fuck does this mean are you okay

[sadmemegf]

me and my internalised homophobia, age 12

[twilightisgaynow]

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

[grungegender-deactivated2020123]

self undiagnosing myself. i no longer am.

[anxietyproblem]

[bookmqrk]

do you still say reading is one of your favorite activities/hobbies even though you haven’t actually read in months but you used to read like a book a day when you were younger so much so that it became a personality trait and now you for some reason cannot for the life of you make yourself read but you’re still emotionally attached to that part of you and hope by speaking it into existence you’ll someday rediscover that happy version of yourself or are you normal?

[rubyvroom]

Can I watch a great film knowing the actresses in it were terrorized and mistreated the entire time? Can I watch a football game knowing that the players are getting brain injuries right before my eyes? Can I listen to my favorite albums anymore knowing that the singers were all beating their wives in between studio sessions? Can I eat at the new fancy taco place knowing when the building that used to be there got bulldozed eight families got kicked out of their homes so they could be replaced with condos and a chain restaurant? Can I wear the affordable clothes I bought downtown that were probably assembled in a sweatshop with child labor? Can I eat quinoa? Can I eat this burger? Can I drink this bottled water? Can I buy a car and drive to work because I’m sick of taking an hour each way on the subway? Whose bones do I stand on? Whose bones am I standing on right now? 

[moniquill]

[justcatposts]

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

[woodfin-deactivated20211110]

I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter

I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Your cat isn’t a kidnapper she’s an ADOPTIVE MOTHER don’t be rude

[lynati]

…..Cats are Mandalorians.

[dogcoding]

[stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv]

maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny...wtf

[punishedvenomsnake]

the ants won't fuck you bro

[starcades]

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight