"you can't love me, i tricked you! " "well, shit."

bee, 16, they/them. it's me, your favorite rat!

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

THIS WAS REBLOGGED VIA ME FROM FROM EXACTLY A YEAR AGO I’M LAUGHING

[moeszyslakofficial-deactivated2]

english class is just everybody reading a story, saying their headcannons and the professor deciding whether or not we are valid

[turing-tested]

*youth pastor voice* how many of yall have thought about kinning…the lord?

[geckobeef]

[relishboi]

honestly? spongebob was a total bad bitch for living in a pineapple

[imsosososososososofuckinsorry]

Yeah, I bet it made his cum taste great.

[relishboi]

iconic: this dude made an entire sideblog with a url thats an apology for making the easiest nut joke in the world. they couldve just did it on their main but they were too afraid to show any signs of horny

[yardwaste-deactivated20170903]

i’m adrian

[avoidantcactus]

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

[chuanfakitty-deactivated2026030]

HOLY SHIT U PUT IT IN WORDS

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[kittynoct]

youre not a real gamer if youve never played purble place

[defectivealtruist]

u know they dead

[your-favorite-gurl]

That’s what you get when you try to document them

[gemsthebreaks]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[3blush]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be4eeYPgOwg/

[booksfunquotes]

[kaban-bang]

[untitled4022]

Me, bothering my only 2 friends:

[memewhore]

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?