Hotbitch Desiato

dyke, 30s, UK; hard kink and hogslapping; classics and linguistics; The Terror 💙all well💙

[mothersandtruckersofthejury]

I made a graphic in Word to explain my experience with the 2025 Mountain Goats concept album, Through the Fire Across From Peter Balkan

[marshmallowtuna]

One thing about me is I loooove poolrooms and I would like to go there

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[lizalooming]

you would think shrinkflation would be an awesome and poggers fetish. but it's not. its money

[marshmallowtuna]

hiiii, may i ask how badly the hog slapper hurts in your opinion? especially how the first hit felt before you got used to it? me & my gfs have been considering trying it out but we're trying to get more info on how it feels before investing bc some of them are a little scared of it hehe

thank you!!

hi!! I haven't had one yet, only given, just asked one of the slappees (experienced impact bottom) and they say it's a 7. I hear it's not very pointy feeling, and the hard hit from basically a length of pipe is the main sensation lmao.

Others welcome to chip in!

[gelphienation]

The reason that leftists can’t get anyone to mask even a little bit is because people care more about looking hot than being nice or woke. I literally don’t think an appeal to morals or rationality basically ever works in any situation like. At all. But especially not here. Your only real option is to make people feel part of an exclusive and desirable club. I think people just have to halt production on Infographics and focus everyone’s energy on getting hunter schaefer or Sophie thatcher or charli or even Addison Rae to be photographed in an n95

[marshmallowtuna]

For those not on bsky Joseph Fink has accused Widow's Bay (2026) of plagiarism because its first episode is called "Welcome to Widow's Bay"

[obscuranter-rhapsode]

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus

[marshmallowtuna]

Hogslapped today 🥰🥰🥰✨💕💕✨🥰

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[leatherdykedad]

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[freakoutgirl]

me when someone asks if i have a twitter or whatever: idk i’m not really on social media that much

me on tumblr: peeing again

[marshmallowtuna]

i'm the Berlin party for 72 hours subway takes guy but for kink events

[terrorcamp]

A huge congratulations to Terror Camp 2025 presenter Kaitlyn Gorsalitz @alongblank on her contributions to the recent identification of the remains of FOUR (!!!!) new Franklin Expedition men, as part of Dr. Douglas Stenton's research team.

You can read the full scientific paper here!

And for access to Kaitlyn's presentation “When We Meet Next”: Investigating Franklin Men and Their Families, please email command [@] terror dot camp for last year's TC recordings.

💙

[secretgarden]

i’m a sex symbol to at least 5 people so

[devilcat3d]

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

[arkanaea]

Wasn’t allowed to reblog this but I want yall to see it