There’s No Book Club?!

[pureanonofficial]

OH, MARY! + NEXT TO NORMAL

(A collaboration between @sensitivegayrepublican/@godlessondheimite and myself. @sensitivegayrepublican/@godlessondheimite created the concept of this gifset and selected the quotes/scenes, and I made the gifs!)

[mini-wrants]

Feminist: It’s pretty gross to declare that women are practicing eugenics when they make a decision to keep a pregnancy or not when they receive news of chromosomal abnormalities.

Tumblr user “12personalities1suicide”: This upsets me because if my mom knew I had DID she might have aborted me.

[mini-wrants]

People looooove pretending they’re basically the guys still stuck in iron lungs post polio, when in reality they’re completely functioning adults who spend too much of their time on the internet.

Pop an anxiety pill like the rest of us and go for a walk.

[mini-wrants]

And 98% of your post history is about committing suicide are you actually sure you’d be upset about your mom aborting you?

Really?!

What happened to pop punk songs about “my mom shoulda had an abortion”. Remember those?

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[godlessondheimite]

Post He-Man Conversation with my friends:

Final line of the movie: Now if only she would come back…

Me: Who were they talking about?

My friend (man): She-Ra.

Me: I thought the Woman Warrior was She-Ra.

My friend (man): No, He-Man has a sister.

My friend (woman, also no familiarity with He-Man): Was Evil-Lyn his sister?

My friend (man): No…He has a sister named She-Ra and they need to find her.

Me: There was no She-Ra in the movie at all?

[godlessondheimite]

he-man was a very cute movie. they overdid the whedon-y dialogue a bit but it was enjoyable nonetheless. i had no familiarity with the franchise outside the “heyeayaya” meme. there was a perfect needle drop. i kind of wish they had gotten a woman who could act. did not realize she was from riverdale but that explained it.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im your lolcow and i love you

[mrsterlingeverything]

[godlessondheimite]

There are very few instances where it would be appropriate to say “Cats should have beat Ragtime” but this is one of them.

[beggars-opera]

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

[cam1lla]

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

[godlessondheimite]

my continuing grudge against sarah schulman’s grudge against larson and kushner

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Architects don’t “masturbate”; they Wank Lloyd Wright

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

@howglorygoes I made a face as if I had bit into moldy bread.

[godlessondheimite]

joshua henry’s #foodie content on instagram is really endearing. pulling for him tonight, but i do think he has it in the bag

[godlessondheimite]

he-man (2026) could have healed niall and ruben

[godlessondheimite]

In today’s latest discovery of Absurd Things On Threads That I Couldn’t Even Imagine, the first post showed up on my recommended feed and I thought it was for sure a bit, but upon further research, it might not be? I swear to God every time I open instagram, Threads is there with some random person who died or something like this.

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[godlessondheimite]

[godlessondheimite]

i cannot describe how funny i find this

[godlessondheimite]

same energy as “jeffrey epstein? the financier?”

[godlessondheimite]

Not to make light but I bet the Buffy cast is going “Phew…an uncomplicated one”