I Solemnly Swear I'm Up To No Good

[the-makara-family]

[shireen-baratheon-deactivated20]

A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.

[motherfuckingnazgul]

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

[barbaricyip-deactivated20210321]

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

[thorsmightythighs]

[wearevanity]

Orbit ©

[nevebianca]

[gourmetsandwich]

when someone unzips your pants

[revengeofthemudbutt-deactivated]

Fact

[liljacob]

[sassyfied]

this was the most frustrating episode ever for me and spongebob

[getthehelloutofmyroom]

[myonlyfrearofdeath]

This is like so simple but so cool…

[gifsboom]

[sixpenceee]

Iceberg Pleneau Bay, Antarctica

[t4ctic4lc4ctus]

The entrance to the North Pole

[emotionalsupportgoth]

More like entrance to the Water Tribe

[radiocrapple]

The Northern Water Tribe, that is.

[itstactical]

[spaceexp]

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

[essenceflux-deactivated20140214]

[dolphinfriendly-deactivated2014]

omg ur so fucked

[memewhore]

[thebestiswest]

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

My mum is the best 

[chrysanthemiller]

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

[pleatedjeans]

[khemicalvex]

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

[shittier-deactivated20140209]

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

[dicemastaflex-deactivated201408]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

[realjohndowney]

[lysnk2]