Kanye West wrote a poem for Frank Ocean’s Boys Don’t Cry zine entitled “The McDonald’s Man”. Here it is in it’s entirety with accompanying visuals by yours truly.
The McDonald’s Man by Kanye West
McDonalds Man McDonalds Man The french fries had a plan The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band Cus the french fries had a plan The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man McDonalds I know them french fries have a plan I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band To overthrow the french fries plan I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit I don’t trust no food that smells that good man I don’t trust it I just can’t
McDonalds Man McDonalds Man McDonalds, damn Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries Even the McRib was jealous of the fries I could see it through his artificial meat eyes And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries Except for that one special guy That smooth apple pie
