Shade and Sage

I'm Shade (she/they), and Sage is my adorable Green Cheek Conure. I love to write, draw, play video games, and watch youtube.

[shadecypherus]

Really got into this one

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[pangur-and-grim]

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

[beardedmrbean]

Sad Waluigi noises

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.

[forcewound]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

by talos this can’t be happening

[zpamtondiedinablender]

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

[link-lonk]

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

[regicide1997]

Oh. Skyrim husband.

[selectivegeekwithstandards]

oh god

[afamoore]

Oh Talos

[viss-and-pinegar]

I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO WHY CAGE HUSBAND

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[skipppppy]

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

[skipppppy]

The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

[only-cat-memes]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

to kiwifarmers, hating someone isn't enough. it always needs justification. hating someone without a reason is plain bullying. but hating someone with a reason is "justice".

but the justification is not the reason for the hate, it follows after it. its always secondary. its always some bullshit they made up after the fact to declare them as an acceptable target.

it's interesting, then, that in every single instance, the "evidence" is either entirely fabricated or the kiwifamer has to make massive leaps in logic to present what the lolcow does as "bad".

which leads to the logical conclusion of pretty much every thread about lolcows, either its a straight up lie or its "we need to lynch this person because they draw pictures i dont like!!!!!"

[daughter-of-sapph0]

every single lolcow "callout post" is like this

[ruinedchildhood]