Martha Grindset Advice

27. Female. Radfem. Lesbian. How else can i offend you?

[marthagrindset]

The name's Martha. I'm a proud radfem Lesbian in her 20s, and the breadwinner in my beautiful traditional lesbian marriage to @margaretponders. DNI if you're offtended by based people.

[margaretponders]

Attention, gender critical feminists of Tumblr. Gather around, a new era has begun.

No longer shall we live under the reign of Great Britain, controlled by the transiarchy for so long. I have completed the ritual, and I have become Rowling's divine avatar. I have come into supreme powers. Together, we shall establish the holy land of Great Rowling, and the transiarchy shall be no more.

I am no longer Margaret Ponders.

You may call me

The Public Universal TERF.

[marthagrindset]

No.... NO.... MARGARET, SPEAK TO ME

[margaretponders]

They have yet to find me. THE RITUAL BEGINS.

[angry-queer-mob]

We've got a lead on her location. I think she's in... central London? But where...

[marthagrindset]

Check the nearby libraries, she likes protesting for book bans there.

[margaretponders]

This is is. Tonight, I shall enter the ritual circle, and I shall let Rowling take hold of my very soul. I will become a super TERF. I will gain powers. I will reclaim Britain as the HOLY LANDS OF ROWLING. TERFS, Book your flights to England. Soon it will be ours.

[marthagrindset]

Honey...? Honey...? Oh no. Please, everyone. I think she's about to do something inadvisable. She isn't home, I can't find her anywhere. Her stuff is gone. What can I do? Please, please help me.

[margaretponders]

Martha, I'm doing what's best for both of us. Don't get in my way.

[marthagrindset]

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no.

I need to call the one person I know can stop her.

Or rather, people.

@angry-queer-mob, I HUMBLY ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!

[margaretponders]

This is is. Tonight, I shall enter the ritual circle, and I shall let Rowling take hold of my very soul. I will become a super TERF. I will gain powers. I will reclaim Britain as the HOLY LANDS OF ROWLING. TERFS, Book your flights to England. Soon it will be ours.

[marthagrindset]

Honey...? Honey...? Oh no. Please, everyone. I think she's about to do something inadvisable. She isn't home, I can't find her anywhere. Her stuff is gone. What can I do? Please, please help me.

[margaretponders]

Heyy girlies! Don't forget to support your local trans women and men today! You never know what kind of a day they're having, and sometimes those JK Rowling obsessed moms can be a bit mean. Make sure they have lots of love and support! I love being woke! Yay!

[marthagrindset]

MARGARET???? MARGARET?????? ARE YOU OKAY???? SPEAK TO ME

[angry-queer-mob]

Yo hey it wasn't us, I think she ate some "woke vegetables" or something?

[marthagrindset]

Oh my sigma, yes, there's an empty can in the trash

wait, why are you helping us

[angry-queer-mob]

There's no joker without batman or whatever

idk girl please just fix her we miss quarreling

[marthagrindset]

Okay... Woke vegetables.... can be countered by a Harry Potter reading. Be right back, grindset gang.

[margaretponders]

Heyy girlies! Don't forget to support your local trans women and men today! You never know what kind of a day they're having, and sometimes those JK Rowling obsessed moms can be a bit mean. Make sure they have lots of love and support! I love being woke! Yay!

[marthagrindset]

MARGARET???? MARGARET?????? ARE YOU OKAY???? SPEAK TO ME

[angry-queer-mob]

Yo hey it wasn't us, I think she ate some "woke vegetables" or something?

[marthagrindset]

Oh my sigma, yes, there's an empty can in the trash

wait, why are you helping us

[margaretponders]

Heyy girlies! Don't forget to support your local trans women and men today! You never know what kind of a day they're having, and sometimes those JK Rowling obsessed moms can be a bit mean. Make sure they have lots of love and support! I love being woke! Yay!

[marthagrindset]

MARGARET???? MARGARET?????? ARE YOU OKAY???? SPEAK TO ME

[marthagrindset]

Are you and your wife even real

Of course we are, dudemanbro! I wouldn't be able to post so much epic and based content if we weren't

[margaretponders]

My house is currently being stormed by rabid members of the transiarchy (trans patriarchy)... please... SOMEONE SEND JELP TJEU'RE BREAKINGIN,

[margaretponders]

MY WIUBDOW'S BROKEN>????? MARTHA DO SOMETHING OH MY ROWLING

[marthagrindset]

Hey babe. Don't worry, I'll show them my alpha muscles. That'll settle those omegas down.

[angry-queer-mob]

Alright Margaret... Your wife has shown herself to be an ally, so we'll leave you alone. For now.

[margaretponders]

MARTHA?????? DID YOU JUST?????? SUPPORT THE TRANSIARCHY???? (trans patriarchy)

[marthagrindset]

Not at all babe, I just listened to their radical (awesome) and radical (political) ideas, told them "cowabungaheckyeah" and flashed my muscles, and they were all dazed by the glory and left

[margaretponders]

My house is currently being stormed by rabid members of the transiarchy (trans patriarchy)... please... SOMEONE SEND JELP TJEU'RE BREAKINGIN,

[margaretponders]

MY WIUBDOW'S BROKEN>????? MARTHA DO SOMETHING OH MY ROWLING

[marthagrindset]

Hey babe. Don't worry, I'll show them my alpha muscles. That'll settle those omegas down.

[margaretponders]

My sourdough starter died this morning. There will be a funeral in the backyard with an interpretive Harry Potter reading for good fortune.

[marthagrindset]

Hey babe, sorry for your loss! This is straight tragic. I'm taking the day off grindset duty to pay my respects, like any good alpha female would.

[marthagrindset]

Grindset rule #3: Wear suits and ties. They attract those traditional ladies.

[marthagrindset]

is that the american psycho in your profile??? did you even watch the movie?????? he spends the entire movie viciously killing women, how is that compatible with radfem values?????????? do you endorse patrick bateman?

Woah, simmer down dudebro! Who's patrick bateman? I only look up to awesome lesbian alpha females, like the awesome butch in my pfp!

[marthagrindset]

Grindset rule #2: Always ask babes out to dinner when you see them. Who cares if you're married? It's all about getting those chicks!

[margaretponders]

I think I'm going to have a panic attack... I lost my copy of Harry Potter, how am I going to do my enchantments now????

[marthagrindset]

Check under the bed, babe. I think it got stuck under there last night.

[margaretponders]

It's not there... how quickly can we get another copy???

[marthagrindset]

I think it ships in like three days

[margaretponders]

I think I'm going to have a panic attack... I lost my copy of Harry Potter, how am I going to do my enchantments now????

[marthagrindset]

Check under the bed, babe. I think it got stuck under there last night.